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BREAKING: Bloodthirsty Senator Lindsey Graham melts down over backlash to his widely mocked Disney World vacation: “I’m entitled to life too!”
Rarely have we witnessed a man so violent and pathetic in equal measure…
"Because I like Disney. It's a great place to go. It's a great place to share [with] friends,” Graham whined to reporter Carolina Lumetta.
“But I didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't shut the government down,” he insisted. “I don't know where everybody else went on the break, but I've been working my butt off here. But, I'm entitled to life, too, and at the end of the day, that's all you got to say.”
That entitlement to life is, of course, not something Graham has extended to the innocent school children who’ve been murdered by the bombs that he so breathlessly demanded be dropped on Iran. This man is responsible for untold suffering and death but God forbid we question his vacationing on a government salary amidst a partial shutdown.
It’s worth noting that Graham is unmarried and has no children, so one must wonder why he was so eager to visit a theme park where young kids are running around.
The 70-year-old “bachelor” was photographed inside the Magic Kingdom with a pink Little Mermaid bubble wand in hand. The less-than-butch image once again brought the rumors of closeted homosexuality surging to the surface, and Graham scrambled to do damage control by posting a photo of him looking “masculine” while firing a gun. Normally, a politician’s sexuality is irrelevant but when you’re a member of a party that constantly demonizes the LGBTQ community, you make yourself fair game.
As for us, we can’t imagine a more horrifying sight than emerging from Space Mountain with your family only to see Lindsey Graham, lips flecked with spittle, bubble wand clutched in his white-knuckled claw, leering at your children. Some things can’t be unseen.
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