Jarrod Allen

@drew3000 Fish delivery?

If you refresh the FedEx delivery status page three times in a row their trucks are proven to drive faster

@MELANIATRUMP How do you feel about Christmas?

Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you all a day filled with love, peace, and happiness. May this season remind us of the abundant blessings in our lives, and may it renew a spirit of gratitude in our hearts.

@drew3000 Water you worried about?

Why did we evolve to have to drink so much water? Who was drinking all this water in ancient times? No way they carried a thermos on hunt/gather trips.

@MattWalshBlog The people of Walmart are gravitating to Walmart.

I think this Target boycott has real staying power. Target has now branded itself as a far left organization, to the point where it’s embarrassing to shop there. This is the branding that makes the boycott stick. It happened to Bud Light. I think it’s happening to Target.

@elonmusk Are they?

All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform

Automatic Seafood & Oysters is a yeast roll restaurant.

@DuqJohnston They grow up so fast.

@iamkory Trying to remember your aim handle. Was it marigold something?

@iamkory So sorry man.

@iamkory Really a orry man.

@Ineverglow @toothandnail Worst era

Which of these @toothandnail albums is your favorite? -Failure On - Beloved -New Medicines - Dead Poetic -No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical - Showbread -I Am Hollywood - He Is Legend This matters for something I’m working on 😉

@iamkory Gates moves better.

@joncoopertweets The boat

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@RonFilipkowski Sleeping caucus?

This is real.

@jaygagnon98 Nah, I’m good.

@AGoldmund I believe his momma told him to.

@bennyjohnson And they will know we are Christians by our hate.

This ungrateful piece of sh*t does not have the decency to wear a suit to the White House -- no respect the country that is funding his survival. Track suit wearing eastern european con-man mafia. Our leaders fell for it. They have disgraced us all. What an incredible insult.

@LaurenJDyck @philvischer Let’s throw rocks at gay marriage! Pay no mind to the prominent predatory heterosexual male evangelical leaders popping up everywhere…..

@philvischer You probably shouldn't be too critical of what people say/write until you're willing to answer simple yes/no questions...

One of the (many) problems with Christian Nationalism is it elevates Christendom above Christ. Jesus barely makes an appearance in most CN writings, unless it’s as the mouth-sword wielding butt kicking warrior from Revelation. If…

@elonmusk This site yours? I’ll give you $20.00 for it.

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

@elonmusk Burning down, yes it is.

Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥