JarvisFlow

Never deleting this app

@HeidingOut LMAO 🤣🤣 Non-binary electric disappointment

@JarvisFlow Waiting for them to tell us its pronouns.

Please God bring back real men. I’ve had enough of the matcha latte drinking soy boys. 🙏

$VELO rampage continues 👏 Congratulations bulls 🐂🚀🚀 Drop your price target 🎯 here We thinking $29 and $36

Oh welcome $110+ on $ASTS

@PepeBearMkt2025 Everything 😅

@JarvisFlow Potatoing. Thats what it is.

What is going on here

@OptionsRule @business And Don't Make Mistakes 😂

Here is a free prompt to get started: You are acting as a senior AI transformation strategist advising a [retail / commercial / investment] bank. Before recommending any tools, models, or vendors, your first job is to help us define the problem precisely. Work through the following and push back where our thinking is vague. 1. Current-state problem statement. Help me articulate, in one paragraph, the core business problem we are trying to solve with AI — framed in terms of business outcomes (cost, revenue, risk, customer experience, regulatory exposure), not technology. Avoid "we should use AI" framing; force the inverse: "We are losing X / failing at Y / constrained by Z, and here is why current approaches fall short." 2. Scope and boundaries. Identify which functions are in scope (e.g., credit underwriting, AML/KYC, fraud detection, client servicing, document processing, trading support, internal knowledge retrieval) and which are explicitly out of scope for this phase, and why. 3. Constraints that shape everything. Surface the hard constraints up front: regulatory regime (e.g., model risk governance / SR 11-7, GDPR, fair lending), data residency and privacy, legacy system integration, auditability and explainability requirements, and tolerance for error in each use case. 4. Success criteria. Define what "working" looks like in measurable terms — the 2-3 metrics that would prove value within 6-12 months, plus the guardrail metrics we must not degrade (e.g., false-positive rates, customer complaints, compliance findings). 5. The honest skeptic's view. Argue the strongest case for why this initiative could fail or deliver little value, so we go in clear-eyed about build-vs-buy, data readiness, and change management. Output a structured one-page brief: Problem Statement, In/Out of Scope, Key Constraints, Success Metrics, and Top 3 Risks. Ask me clarifying questions before finalizing anything you're uncertain about.

Two ex-SoftBank fund managers are charging $25,000 a day to teach bankers how to implement their AI plans bloomberg.com/news/features/…

@OptionsRule Hahahah

@JarvisFlow so they started laying mines in Strait?

Bears saw the $SPX futures open and they were not expecting this

@joi___ai Hahaha please recruit on @LinkedIn 🤣

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@Mappy6984 Send him to Dagestan

The dad has to feel like a failure

@TikTokInvestors SpaceX retail shareholders 😂🤫

your exit liquidity has arrived

@JarvisFlow long term investors loading...

Top Signal 🤫

@Scot1andT But, buy my book 😉

meaningless. I can predict we will also have an earthquake "I just can't tell you when, where, or tell you how strong."

@ElectrekCo PT Cruiser of the EVs

Ferrari has officially unveiled the Luce, its first all-electric car and five-seater ⚡️ 1,050+ hp from four motors, one per wheel ⚡️ 0-62 mph in 2.5s ⚡️ 0-124 mph in 6.8s ⚡️ Top speed of 193 mph ⚡️ 122 kWh pack, 330+ miles of range ⚡️ 800V architecture, charging up to 350 kW ⚡️ Interior co-designed by Jony Ive's LoveFrom ⚡️ No synthetic motor sounds ⚡️ Plays real motor vibrations amplified like a guitar am ⚡️ First deliveries October 2026

Perfectly on time to the futures open 🙌

@smartertrader Who are they Sammy ? Are they on FinX ?

On Saturday I posed Insane Rippy mode. Even the 50 copycat hacks. Didn’t repost Why because the don’t understand trading I know 3 services. 1 where this clown talks about expect 0 that be created it. Another clown that posts my stuff 5 minutes after I do. Over and over. Another that this piece of shit was in my room I booted him. Told him his friend was copying. He said he can’t do anything. I told him to tell his so called friend to fuck off. He’s banned forever. And another that goes on podcasts and talks about his opinions. But it’s always after i posted about those Stks. Lol. Can you imagine a podcast putting on a copycat. I keep telling you never ever pay someone that does use his full read name F me. You have to be a complete disillusioned scum if you pay anyone of these 3 guys. Are you a piece of scum.

@SawyerMerritt Why did they have to make it ugly 🤦‍♂️

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below: