Jason Corkan

@BrendanSchaub @RySmith994

I smoked the cigar backwards on purpose to make you guys forget about that lame ass London card 😂

@ellgrafton__ @Alph__Utd 🤣🤣 love stories like that, dressed like Jim Ross

🗣 Wayne Rooney on Memphis: “He came on at Stoke and messed up for their goal. So, LVG made him play for the reserves the next day. I said, 'Just don't come in with your fancy stuff’. He turned up for the reserves in his Rolls-Royce, wearing a leather jacket and a cowboy hat.”

@DFrankcom Message me please mate

Lads we’ve had both our Last Man Standings won over the last couple weeks! Well done to Morgan, who won £17,690 after 5 rollovers, spanning 18 months! Well done to Tim, who won £1840 after 1 rollover, spanning 2 months! If you want in for £11 (per entry), comment below and I’ll send you the details 🫡

@ellgrafton__ @declancfc67 🤣🤣

😂😂😂

@ellgrafton__ @Surge_Games91 @outofcontalb 🤣🤣

Last night, our son Leo brought his fiancée home for the first time, and the house felt instantly warmer. She stepped in with a shy smile, her laughter blending seamlessly with his as they shared stories over dinner. We were utterly delighted, watching them together, seeing the love in their eyes, filled our hearts with joy and quiet pride. It was a perfect evening, the start of something beautiful. Congratulations @Messi_Goat____

@pikacap @joshraff_4 🤣🤣🤣

@topdawgslime @DylHodgson07 🤣

brudda WHO is that far right

@slugtial Bellend

scholes btw, didn’t he say he’s giving all this kind of stuff up to look after his kid that couldn’t tell you what day of the week we’re in

@joshraff_4 @onyerheadapp @kristiannr @ellgrafton__ 🤣🤣

@onyerheadapp @kristiannr @Jase015 @ellgrafton__

"Are you wearing the-" "The O'sheanie? yeah I am"

@_callumstone @kristiannr @joshraff_4 @ellgrafton__ @_RobWhile

Erik Ten Hag belongs in prison. He signed Sergio Reguillon on an emergency loan instead of playing him. He deserves prison for a very long time.

@PabloAnon010 @ellgrafton__ prime zidane

You’d just shave it off, wouldn’t you.

@acdmma_ @kristiannr

“Tom Aspinall took the easy way out, it’s just an eye poke, he’s a quitter”

@ellgrafton__ @The_Forty_Four 🤣🤣

Arne Slot without Klopp inheritance tax

@clinicalkai @kristiannr @ellgrafton__ @_RobWhile @joshraff_4 🤣

@joshraff_4 @JamieHComedy @kristiannr @ellgrafton__ 🤣🤣

@JamieHComedy @Jase015 @kristiannr @ellgrafton__

Ugarte makes me miss Darron Gibson

@RedlingMUFC @kristiannr @ellgrafton__ @_RobWhile @joshraff_4

“Roberto, stick ten grand down on Cucurella to have 2+ shots on target during the match. And tell mum I want chicken nuggies tonight.”

@ellgrafton__ @kevkharas 🤣🤣

Still crying at this yeno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ellgrafton__ @Charlanardo @RyanR2024 @kristiannr @clownpunk87 🤣🤣 fucking hell, man's a lunatic