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Launch Dog now available at Tesla Diner 🌭 – Premium all-beef Snap-O-Razzo loaded hotdog – New School American cheese sauce – Crispy potato sticks & signature toppings ...served in Starship rocket box 🚀

@martianwyrdlord I’m down

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

Prepared all the transcripts of the last six earnings calls of Elon commenting on Robotaxi and Cybercabs. Please check it out. (video should say "six", not cinq 🤦‍♀️)

BREAKING: Grok 4.5 is now available directly inside Microsoft Outlook. • Summarize long email threads & attachments • Identify decisions, owners & pending tasks • Draft replies in your own voice • Search the web and 𝕏 • Organize, archive, delete, or flag emails

@BobDerise @wholemars It’s coming soon

Tesla's Summer 2026 software update has officially been unveiled. Here's what's new: • Navigation now prioritizes routes that you've taken before • Grok can now make phone calls, search and play music, adjust climate, open the glovebox, and answer questions about your Tesla. • You can now view and share self-driving stats directly from the mobile app (finally!) • Automatic Navigation now adapts to your routine: In addition to Home, Work, and upcoming calendar events, your vehicle can now suggest and route to places you visit regularly – like a school drop-off on the way to work, or the gym on the way home. • Caraoke now scores your singing while in Park • You can now set your desired Arrival Energy from your phone • You can now upload a custom wrap of your car right from the mobile app • Rear display lock: Kids can watch content on the rear screen but only the front row can control it through the rear screen app • Find Superchargers by name when searching for a destination • Add Apple Music songs to queue from search and artist page • Set your preferred zoom level for the Self-Driving visualization • Browser now supports camera and microphone • Intro animations for new Model 3 and Y

SpaceX’s massive corpus of world-class engineering data (excluding material blocked by ITAR) will be added during supplemental training of the 2T run. This will dramatically improve Grok’s engineering capabilities.

Robotaxi now in Tampa & Orlando!

@tunguz Everything will be

BREAKING: Starlink will be built directly into a new fleet of European high-speed trains. Italo, Italy’s high-speed rail operator, has ordered 26 Siemens Velaro MS trains for its expansion into Germany. • Starlink antennas integrated during manufacturing • High-speed satellite internet for passengers • Nearly €3 billion contract, including 30 years of maintenance Italo is also installing Starlink across its existing Italian fleet, with completion planned by 2027.

Watch 4K streaming video while Cybercab takes you anywhere you want

Starlink V5 directly integrated in Cybercab

@Rainmaker1973 🔥😂

I mean Thursday (duh)

Next Starship launch attempt on Friday

A Tesla owner slept overnight in his Model X Plaid during a brutal 40°C heat wave in Austria. The car kept the cabin at 20°C for 8 hours and used only 12% battery. Camp Mode is one of Tesla’s most underrated features.

@sola_chad 🤣

1,000 percent accuracy 🎯

@TheBabylonBee 🤣

@wholemars The car will start to remember your specific interventions and match each person’s individual preferences