Jasmine Poulton

@thismorning please tell Roisin to try acupuncture for her sinusitis. I had the same issue for years and it fixed it.

@adeenejaz21 Tonight or last night?

Does #Paris get #earthquakes because I don’t know what else I just felt?

Have I been doing it wrong, or is camping not sort of the most peaceful and least aggressive thing one can do? Whose safety is it risking to warrant any kind of violent response? “Ah, I’m going to drown in tents!” “My eyes! The nylon makes them sting!” Same goes for barricades.

Was the old #gladiators less camp and fixed than this or was I just blinded by youth?

Taking bets on what their PR is gonna try to scramble up against this. Are there any angles of gaslighting left? #ICJ

#JustMeOr anyone else love the feeling of waking up in a little puddle of drool on your pillow because it means you slept real gooood? 🤤

#JustMeOr anyone else love the challenge of sleepily finding the toilet when you wake up for a wee in the middle of the night without turning any lights on in the pitch black?

#JustMeOr anyone else able to predict a change in the weather by how bad your sinus pressure is?

#JustMeOr anyone else have to turn lamps on before that dusk light hits because that’s when bad things happen in nightmares?

#JustMeOr anyone else with long hair have to fish a wig full out of your bum crack every time you wash it in the shower?

#JustMeOr anyone else fit in some squats while you brush your teeth?

#JustMeOr anyone else HAVE to rearrange the dishwasher if someone has loaded it inefficiently? Knives obviously go with knives, forks with forks and cups start at the back first! Other people’s dishwashers included.

#JustMeOr anyone else wonder if animals think that cars are also animals because they can’t comprehend there’s a human driving it?

#JustMeOr anyone else love it when your eye guck is connected to an eyelash or big long piece of fluff or hair or makeup and you drag it out in slow motion? #ASMR

#JustMeOr anyone else stick your face in the dishwasher steam when it’s done like you’re in a spa? 🧖‍♀️

#JustMeOr anyone else apologise to your alarm clock when hitting snooze (again x10) or make excuses and promises for just one more?

#Justmeor anyone else desperate to befriend a wild crow?

#Justmeor everyone else have to assume a brace position when you feel a sneeze coming or you break your back?