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6 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released 'Norman F***ing Rockwell!'

Justin Bieber stuns in new photo.

Happy birthday @Lord_Sugar watching the apprentice right now. Season 17.

Am I dtf? I want that d, tf?

Lowkey I was highkey obsessed with him

I’m in that damn Uber laughing at every tweet, sending them to my close friends.

I think if a spectre or ghoul walked past me at this tram stop right now I would not care at all

In that Uber home that is deeply comforting. Just checked how long the ride has left. 12 minutes. Thank God

Wine drunk on the tram liking and bookmarking every tweet like I need to laugh at this again later

Just shazamed closer by ne-yo in my GP reception haha he’ll yeah

I just saw a man on Hinge who literally wiped the smile from my face.

If the gay guy sat next to me on the tram was watching me scroll x.com, and I suspect he was, he got quite a wild ride

#liked and #bookmarked

I’ve been doing this new challenge called Doing Bad August. It’s where you’re doing bad in the month of August

Sitting at home scratching and peeling my mf lips red RAW. It’s my favourite hobby if you even care.

Interviewer: so tell us about yourself Me: I’m sart of like a dependable and hard-working porson

whole tram entertained by McDonald’s cup rolling around. I’m pointing and laughing. #Manchester

today i randomly got on the miffy carriage of the shinjuku line

@pobbzo You gaf be fr