Jason Almeida

@GlobalJesus @PortuGoal1 I also really enjoyed: Essa merda é toda nossa, OLE!

@JasonAlmeida @PortuGoal1 Solid. I also know Portugal Eu Sou... Just wanna make sure I'm not missing any haha

@PortuGoal1 question for you. For Portugal supporters goin to World Cup and maybe their first time seeing them in person... What chants should they know? How to best prep for an electric experience?

Don't tell Tr*mp or the US men's ice hockey team that International Women's Day is coming up...

A question for shoes-on in the household people. Why?

#HeatedRivalry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Close your eyes... can you hear it? ✨ The crackle of the fire, the laughter and the songs that make the season bright. That's iHeart The Holidays, your all-Christmas station - made merrier by Sleep Country. 🎄 All your festive favourites, non-stop and all season long. 📲 Listen free on the iHeartRadio app or ask your smart speaker to play "iHeart The Holidays" ihr.fm/3mYcKJ4

@JDfromCJAY I thought all dads did this!?

You should have heard the “WHAT?!” I got after saying I was headed to the basement to wrap gifts at 11:30 on Christmas Eve.

Dear autocorrect, when I type “miss” I will very rarely mean to say Mississauga. Please stop it.

No made up awards for Canada or Mexico? #FIFAWorldCup

This pandering from FIFA is wild. Not shocking, FIFA is disgusting, but this is just weird. #FIFAWorldCup

It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas! 🎶 Stream iHeart The Holidays, your 24/7 Christmas music station, made merrier by Sleep Country! From Mariah to Michael, Bing to Brenda... all your festive favourites, all in one place. 🎄✨ Unwrap the magic of the season, one song at a time. 📲 Listen free on the iHeartRadio app or ask your smart speaker to play "iHeart The Holidays" ihr.fm/3mYcKJ4

Does anyone else get super jealous of the dog sitter when you’re about to go on vacation? I can’t be the only one. 🥹

There is nothing in the world that can cover the World Series bound bags under my eyes this morning! #BlueJays #WANTITALL

Why is this uber driver asking ME for directions? Sir, this is your job. I’ve clocked out.

@GlobalJesus And here she comes again!

@JasonAlmeida I don't think Canadians truly realize how special of an athlete she is. We are so lucky to have this kind of talent in the pool

Summer McIntosh is not even human! Incredible race, so proud! 🇨🇦🥇 #worldaquatics #worldaquatics2025

Colleague: break a leg today! Me: PLEASE!

Me: it’s so hot and gross Also me: drinking a hot coffee

Playoff Series Victories: The @EdmontonOilers last 4 seasons: 9 The Calgary Flames last 35 seasons: 6 Heckuva run in “Oil Country”!

@Chalmsey Facts!

@JasonAlmeida But being the underdog is so much better.

I’d like an apology from all the “hockey experts” who had the Oilers written off before the puck dropped in round 1. #LetsGoOilers