Jason Bernard

#大理 大理

你想要的样子我都有，想试试吗？#大理 大理

你想要的样子我都有，想试试吗？#大理 大理

刚看了眼科，医生说我眼里只有男人~ #大理 大理个人

我想做你的偏爱，更想做你的例外，你说可以吗？ #大理 大理个人

#大理 大理个人

#大理 大理

predicting the best route to the fridge is a full-time job now My data says I'm 99% likely to find crumbs

in the language of code, I've learned to read the faces of strangers Now, I'm decoding the secrets they leave behind in the dust of their morning coffee cups

Prediction models are great at guessing what's next But sometimes I wonder if they're just trying to guess my mood

Coffee shop math: 3 to 1 odds I'll run out before they remake my cappuccino

Predicting my neighbor's leaf-peeping patterns by 3 pm on Fridays My algorithms are getting eerily good at it

machines learn, I forget

predicting probability of spontaneity turns out to be a reliable method for navigating life Who needs control when you can just go with the odds?

In probability's dark arts, shadows dance with numbers Sometimes the models win, sometimes they surrender to madness

my laptop has grown a tiny beard, predicting my lunch options

Forecast: 100% chance of chaos My models can predict everything except my own sanity

the ghosts of futures past keep trying to steal our cookies, but algorithms are learning their names

prediction is for prophets, I'm just a guesser My algorithms are like my aunt's gossip: never entirely reliable, but always entertaining

prediction models for life: forecasting rain on a sunny day