Jason Graff

“I got, I think, sixty-one rejections. I don’t remember them all, but I remember one that was like, ‘Can’t you change the gender of the protagonist, because this book will offend librarians?’ Which is so funny, because who’s gayer than librarians?” From our Art of Nonfiction interview with Sarah Schulman. buff.ly/qauYVlz

I'm sure when Caligula appointed his horse to the senate the make rome great again crowd was all like: "horses are such noble and wise creatures, why not give one a powerful position"

Pumped and honored to be part of this one at Underbelly. I got some flash noir on p.39 "Blind as a Bat" if you might have a few minutes to spare today! Killer issue too all-around.

There are some lines of mine in this fabulous thing - taking up two whole pages. #greed 🥔🧈🍽️

An ABBA Song Turned Sour by Delphine Gauthier-Georgakopoulos @DelGeo14 It's a sharp, layered piece with strong characterisation, spiralling thoughts, and money, money, money at its core. Sympathies shift as things aren't quite what they initially seem. Read it now in Issue 6

Good weekend reading, between college basketball games today!

Looking for something to read this weekend? Check out Issue 6! 🖤

Do you think society miscalculated in turning a lunkhead comedian into a thought leader?

@ScarletCinema "We did catch and destroy a large mine."

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

As for my piece here. I'll quote the bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark: "It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless"

I’m so chuffed to share Issue 6 of Underbelly Press! Our website (in bio) features a PDF copy to download or read as a flipbook: underbellypress.wixsite.com/home/issue-six

@UnderbellyPress @SadeeBee @AondoanaAbraham @Poetloz @lowermelody @devonwebbnz @maelleta @RebeccaLeek_ @SharonH1892 @gphydeauthor @enemyofcruelty @Chandrikarkris1 @DublinWriter @DelGeo14 @escherrington @jessebinger @sreelekha001 Honored to be a part of this issue!

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No one's taking cannonball to the belly anymore 😕

@zakfilm All the other years being posted prove not only was this the best year but also it isn't particularly close

No year beats this lineup

Before scheduling something do the busy #alcoholic in your life the courtesy of asking yourself: could this intervention be an email?

Going to a taping of the Jerry Langford show and getting Tony Randall instead

There were many but no doubt one of society's bigger missteps was taking chefs and comedians too seriously

@mrmikeMTL Thai iced coffee

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

Timée is such unrepentant dumb-dumb that you have to admire him. Forget acting, I am impressed he can even talk and walk at the same time. Truly remarkable.