Jason Mauss

@bee__mouse He prefer in-N-Out over McDonald’s

14 years as an Oakland A. 25 years of service to MLB & a lifetime of commitment to his family & friends & his city of Oakland. If you grew up in the Bay in the 80’s/90’s you had the poster, you had the batting gloves you had the glasses, you WERE Rickey. Rickey Could do it all. The game could be 1-0 after the first pitch. The game could be 1-0 without a ball in play in the first inning. The charisma, competitiveness, the class, the sense of community. My heart breaks for his family & his brothers in this game. We’re gonna miss ya Rickey. Every damn day. Thank you for your years of friendship & tutelage. Thank you for making everyone you came across feel like a Hall of Famer. I know you already got a spot picked out where the fish never quit bitting. I hope the stringer is full & You’ve got a full belly on first pitch fastballs. Give Foss a hug for me. If anybody can talk the big guy upstairs into seeing why stealing ain’t so bad it’s you. I love you Rickey. Rest easy, sir.

The greatest of all time.

All-time snl skit

@lindsayafton13 You sure? Maybe get a sleep study

@lindsayafton13 Mention that he was just going after the guy that stole his gabagool 🤌🏻 fuhgeddaboutit

@IterIntellectus How many kids do you have?

you don’t fix the declining birth rate with subsidies or financial incentives. the “kids are too expensive” argument is a convenient cope. people claiming they can’t afford children are usually rationalizing deeper issues: they just don’t want them. having children is as expensive as you choose to make it, and for all of human history, people with far fewer resources managed to raise families. the problem isn’t financial; it’s cultural. we live in a society that has systematically psyopped and brainwashed people into believing children are a burden, not a blessing. women are told that motherhood is a sacrifice and a hindrance to their career, as if chasing corporate promotions or vanity metrics is more meaningful than creating life. men are infantilized and taught to fear responsibility. worst of all, we’ve cultivated a nihilistic worldview that makes people see no point in building a future. the solution starts with changing the culture. we need to instill pride in people: pride in their ancestry, their legacy, and the future they could create. optimism about what’s to come has to replace the relentless doomscrolling of modernity. kids aren’t just an "expense"; they’re the greatest investment a human can make, and we need to start celebrating that. in the short term, the most realistic strategy is doubling down on those who already value family. focus on motivating families with 2-3 kids to have one or two more. it's much easier to expand a family than to convince couples to start from scratch when they've been ideologically poisoned against the idea. finally, we need to stop glorifying the miserable, atomized single life and the media narratives that turn parenthood into a joke or tragedy. yes, parenting is hard, but everything worth doing is. the joy and purpose it gives far outweigh the sacrifices. once we get that cultural shift rolling, the financial complaints will fade away like the convenient excuses they always were

@lindsayafton13 Hey hatchet made me cry so you watch it!

@lindsayafton13 Yeah but did you leave a like? Elphaba gay!

@lindsayafton13 I was going to send this to you until I saw you were the one who posted it lol

Get your bags packed and ready Brent… you’ll be shipped off to another team for nothing in return soon enough

@lindsayafton13 Tbh it doesn’t surprise me. When she ran in the 2020 primaries she received 4% of the Dem vote. This is precisely why Biden never should have run initially so we could see who was the most electable candidate

@DALLASBRADEN209 @DALLASBRADEN209 you gotta tell us when you start watching your first animé series what you chose!

As a life long anime fan since 6 minutes ago I can tell you this is like being able to postpone Autumn because you’re not ready for summer to end. Simply remarkable stuff.

@lindsayafton13 You

Takes like this are funny to me because they completely disregard individual players and their contributions to winning. How much are guys like Edman and Kiké being paid? Not a Dodgers fan but mad respect for what the org is still doing for Andrew Toles.

@bee__mouse I send Pepe pee pants memes to my co workers still. I’m not embarrassed though even if I should be.

@DALLASBRADEN209 Got some off season anime watching to do… 😎my kids are who got me watching it.

@DALLASBRADEN209 listening to you try and identify anime cleats on the M’s pitcher was my highlight of the game tonight. The design on them is from the Demon Slayer anime series I believe fyi!

Goodbye Coliseum: The End of Oakland A’s Baseball

Cue the tears…. 😭