Jason Not Evil

"it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most

Avatar Fire and Ash is like Raiders prime time games: nobody asked for it, but they're sure as fuck giving it to us anyways

@ScreenWriteMe It's a passion!

I’m becoming obsessed with writing 😩 but I’m a workaholic so my family and friends expected it 😩😩

@thefunnytweeter Thank you!

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I need to become a boxer. I mean, I hate fighting but love wearing shorts with superfluous fringe

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

@Vhalechark This joke is beautiful

🎵 You don’t wanna fuck with Santa Cause Santa will fucking kill you

@mom_tho Big hugs, sis❤️🍅

I thought I’d be able to find comfort in dark humor to ease the grief but I’m finding I can’t find joy or laughter in anything. There is a need to fill every waking moment with mindless activity to abstain from feeling and avoiding sleep to stave off the blanket of loss.

me: *starts the washer* me, two minutes later: what's that noise

Jake Paul inspired me to wake up my dad and punch him in the face

“Okay, climb in and let’s try this again.”

@ohgeorgeishere It's not too late

@JasonNotEvil I fuckin wish

Welcome to your 40s. You are now in a garage band with the neighborhood dads

@deephurting They'll sneak up on you

@JasonNotEvil I wish.

@HamiltonBurger I salute you

@JasonNotEvil For the record, I'm 61 and now in a garage band with some friends.

@iAmMistiReed You're in

@JasonNotEvil I'll be 40 in March. I've always wanted to learn to play the piano...

@lilspanky It comes when you least expect it

I can’t ever be 40 lol 😂

@justinmatic5000 Dad Moon Rising

@JasonNotEvil Dad to the Bone