Jason Todd-Wayne

I'm sorry the old Jason can't come to the phone right now.... Why? Oh because he's dead!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

Today is good day for a chili dog.

@HRBertinelli I knew it!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I miss @JasonToddReborn. After seven years, he's finally grown on me like a parasite. He's kinda like a tape worm. He makes himself noticeable when food is around.

@The_Cowl @HRBertinelli Flowers, dude! Ramona Flowers! Haven’t you seen Scott Pilgrim?

@JasonToddReborn @HRBertinelli Ramona who now?

I didn't sign away the right to use my name to have Ramona Flowers play me.

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 17 Oct 2011). And you? TwiAge.com

🎵Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 🎶 I always expect to be Rick rolled whenever I open a news article talking about how these movie people use Dick's name on shit that happened to me. But I never am.

I don't understand why adaptations of Dick on screen are always trying to turn him into me.

"Fuck Batman"? Tsk, tsk. Language, Dick. Language.

*pops open a beer and starts binge watching Degrassi* I think I died around the middle of season four. Time to find out if Jimmy ever walks again and if Sean and Emma get back together.

@HRBertinelli That's the spirit.

@JasonToddReborn *Sighs* Let's go.

There's a common misconception that I hated my dad. I didn't hate my dad... I don't hate my dad. It's just complicated. It's always complicated.

@HRBertinelli Exactly. It's early. C'mon, I know a place.

@JasonToddReborn Jason, it's 9:30 in the morning.

@HRBertinelli C'mon, let's go get a drink.

@JasonToddReborn Uh huh...

@HRBertinelli Both. Mostly the second one.

@JasonToddReborn Which dad are you talking about?

*Lights a cigarette as he looks down from a warehouse rooftop, looks at his watch* 5...4...3...2..1... *An explosion across the way sets off all the car alarms for a few blocks*

Well that was a crappy Thanksgiving.