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@andreax220 @WellsFargo should have an app that alerts you when Wells Fargo illegally signs you up for an account.
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Moped Jones
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Moped Jones
@JasonWSchaver
My TL got way too political. Switching to comedy. Will follow comedians of all levels (professional to wannabe). Just want funny on my TL.
Chicago, IL Katılım Ekim 2011
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@TallentSam You should come to my little shit town that nobody comes to b/c you'd lose money.
Then I'd go.
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Denver Comedy Works tomorrow, Fri & Sat. Still a few tickets left.
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I pee sitting down.
And if anyone had a problem with that I will fight them, as long as we're both sitting down. #BestLife
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@JohnStrandUSA This country was literally founded to escape religious persecution. We have no official religion, We also don't have an official language.
You people should read more.
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Because America is a Judeo-Christian nation, which means the Bible is the spiritual, philosophical, and legal foundation of our society.
If that upsets you, it’s a clue: you should choose a different country. Lucky for you, America affords you that choice.
Hemant Mehta@hemantmehta
Why the hell is the Department of Homeland Security posting Bible verses?
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Written by man:
- The Quran
- The Veda
- The Book of Mormon
Written by God:
- The Bible
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@GodlyAction Um, the chapters are literally named after the people that wrote them.
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Isn't your pay check funded by socialism?
If you hate it so much maybe resign?
Rep. Jim Jordan@Jim_Jordan
Socialism doesn't work. Defunding the police doesn't work. An open border doesn't work. Republicans WORK.
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@okbutwhat_ @Jim_Jordan You use socialism now and don't even know it.
Schools, hospitals, roads, police, fire department, health insurance.
Sit the fuck down and enjoy your socialism.
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@Jim_Jordan can you imagine an idea where people work hard and those same people pay for people who do nothing, like how does socialism make sense to people besides those who are unemployed and aren’t even working?
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Socialism doesn't work.
Defunding the police doesn't work.
An open border doesn't work.
Republicans WORK.
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@Jim_Jordan Socialism does just fine in the countries we don't try to exploit.
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BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump JUST ENDED Zohran Mamdani in a single post and calls for everyone to vote for Andrew Cuomo, there is no choice
DO NOT VOTE FOR COMMUNIST MAMDANI
SAVE NEW YORK CITY
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This dope thinks asking someone to back their claim is "lazy".
Live from Liz Warren's teepee@LiveFromLiz
Yes asking someone to think, do their research and provide counter evidence is just pure lazy...did you attend school or was everyday lick a dik day?
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Yes asking someone to think, do their research and provide counter evidence is just pure lazy...did you attend school or was everyday lick a dik day?
Moped Jones@JasonWSchaver
@ian171567663681 @TrappedInFlesh @PeruginiLinda @MAGAVoice Asking someone to back up their claim is not "lazy". If anything she was lazy for telling him to go prove her point for her, you dope.
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@minshin58 @Barb29540 @Maga_Trigger So they did what republicans always do?
How come it's okay when reps do that?
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@Barb29540 @Maga_Trigger No shit downs because the Republicans gave them what they wanted so it didn’t shit down you idiot
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Was your life better under President Biden
Yes or No?
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@Barb29540 @Maga_Trigger Just open borders and skyrocketing crime. Thank God he’s gone.
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@TheeRobsAlGhul @NatalieMc510 @Barb29540 @Maga_Trigger Another key word is "pandemic".
And it started in 2020 (actually 2019 in some places)
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@NatalieMc510 @Barb29540 @Maga_Trigger The keyword there is “Started.” The major lockdowns and most of the economic impact that broke everyone's brain happened under Biden.
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@petsbysimon @Maga_Trigger I can't stand trump, but shit sucked under Biden too.
You libs always at brunch when a dem is in charge.
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@Maga_Trigger Everyones' was. We didn't have to worry when he was in office. Just could go days without worry of a scandal or war or eating.
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@Maga_Trigger Yes, but it wasn't b/c of him.
But honestly, I've haven't noticed a difference. They are both garbage people and garbage presidents.
We had inflation under Biden, but the brunch dems didn't notice it until Trump. Prices were going up anyway.
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@SlothInMirror @toxiccowboy1 He was actually 9 (it was a month before his 10th bday), but it's nice to see someone point this out. He looks young so I figured he had to be a child back then.
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@toxiccowboy1 Zohran Mamdani was 10 years old during the attacks.
He literally had nothing to do with it, you're just a racist piece of trash.
This would be like telling the Jeffco school board to "Remember Columbine" whenever a white man is running for election.
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NYC when you cast your votes tomorrow, remember 9/11.
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@toxiccowboy1 @8647FDJT I don't think anyone needs to "try harder" to deal with your stupid ass.
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@toxiccowboy1 @8647FDJT Is Mamdami from Saudi Arabia?
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