Jason Watters

≈ I have an idea What if we passed the spending bill with all ACA paid for BUT we add a provision that ICE will be stationed at every emergency room. We will treat you, then deport you This would allow Americans to keep their insurance Thoughts? ≈

@RobSchneider @DorLinder @DisneyABCTV

Jimmy Kimmel’s contract with @DisneyABCTV ends April 30th. He won’t make it that long. Disney will fire Kimmel tomorrow morning.

@KimKatieUSA @Americanpie48 ≈ Lady, you need to unclench Expressing opinions is about as American as it gets. If your gentle snowflake ears can’t handle a little adversity then move to Sweden. Here is the USA we value our freedoms ≈

When shots rang out at the WHCA dinner, a reporter who was hiding under the table said, "I hope they got the orange M-F". He needs to name the person so that she can be banned from the White House for life.

@janninereid1 @gman5180 ≈ You don’t watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show You GO to the Rocky. Without the audience participation it’s not worth viewing ≈

I have NEVER watched Rocky Horror picture Show. 🫤

@andy_lion007 @ItsEthanRay ≈ This does make it hard to convince folks he should be in charge of our economy ≈

Estimated net worth before entering the presidency and after leaving: TRUMP (2016–2021): $4.5B → $2.4B OBAMA (2009–2017): $1.3M → $68.7M W. BUSH (2001–2009): $20M → $40M CLINTON (1993–2001): $1.3M → $120M TRUMP is the only one to lose money.🇺🇸

@Matt_Pinner @Schrdingersoth3

Should Elon change the name X back to Twitter ?!! Please be honest’ A. Yes B. No

@GigglingGanon @mamacita4life2 Servalance? Have we not heard of a spell check? Or an education?

Servalance footage of LA McDonald's where Ice Spice was slapped by a fan in an unprovoked attack. The altercation began when a woman, identified as Vayah, approached Ice Spice’s booth. According to reports and the security footage. Vayah reportedly asked to sit with the rapper and her friend. Ice Spice and her companion declined, and the interaction quickly turned sour. Vayah claims Ice Spice was rude and used an expletive, while witnesses and Ice Spice’s team describe the approach as aggressive and unwanted. As seen in the clip, Vayah suddenly reached across the table and slapped Ice Spice. Ice Spice didn't just stay put—she climbed over the booths to pursue the woman as she was being escorted out. The fight continued onto the street, where Ice Spice reportedly smashed a phone belonging to someone in the group. While "Vayah" has not been formally arrested yet according to the latest reports from today, April 18, she is definitely identified. Ice Spice’s attorney, Bradford Cohen, confirmed that the incident has been reported to the LAPD. Her legal team is pursuing both criminal and civil charges against Vayah. They are also looking into the McDonald's location's lack of security at the time. Vayah has since gone on social media to share her "side" of the story, essentially confirming her identity to the public and law enforcement.

@lady_valor_07 ≈ Self entertain while thinking of Betty White. She’s a national treasure ≈

Single men who live alone, with no wife or girlfriend… what do you guys do on the nights you feel really lonely?

無重力なのをを忘れ、普通にバットを拾い置く若田光ー

@heytaxi413 @douga111www

@douga111www まだ、頑なに宇宙の存在を信じている皆さん。もう、気付くでしょ。 この動画を見て😆 心の目を開くましょう。 NASAも気づいて欲しいのですよ🤣

@alphafox ≈ Somehow she believes the child is guilty of their ancestors crimes unless you feel bad about it If you do bad things, then feel guilt She is too stupid to reproduce ≈

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@Geniustechw ≈ Keep enjoying the first amendment rights even though I loathe your opinion ≈

'Not my flag, not my anthem, not my president' 😭🇺🇸 What's your advice for her??

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

@AllanMuldowney @Kwoods00 @MS2PZ If that answer were true then 11:59 PM would be 23:59. Watch a digital clock after midnight and it’ll show 12:01AM thru 12:59AM Therefore, all answers are correct QED

@Kwoods00 @MS2PZ 59 mins after midnight is 00:59

Who knows this?

@gotrice2024 @AngelMD1103

These two are ordering at a drive through window. The man only orders one fries because he claims he’s only going to eat 3 of her fries. The woman knows better, every time he says this, he thinks she’s going to share and he ends up eating all of her food. Was she being selfish even though he claimed this time he only wanted a few, what do you do when people say oh we can share it knowing you want it all for yourself?

@TrumpsHurricane ≈ Just for my own education, which democrats? Ahh, just baiting. Got it. ≈

Democrats consider Zohran Mamdani’s wife as one of the most beautiful women in America. What are your thoughts ??

@Stephis_world ≈ Love is love and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. It’s hard enough to find kk e in this world, and you should be happy you did And for the haters, fvck them and the horse they rode in on. You be you. ≈

I seem to have lost a few thousand followers since I came out! I'm proud of who I am and adore my partner. Thank you to all of you that stayed with me. Chloe, Sam, Jane and I will try to keep you entertained ❤️

@gotrice2024 @AngelMD1103 Definitely a scam

A woman and her friend were visiting NYC to do some sight seeing and enjoy the local cuisine, they checked into the hotel for the weekend. They were gone all afternoon, and they came back around 5:00 pm. When she got back she found a notice saying they were being charged $500 for a smoking fee. She immediately went downstairs spoke to a manager. He showed her a report that claimed someone was smoking at 4:30pm which was possible because they weren’t even there and have proof. He told her that there was nothing he could do and that she needs to just dispute it with the bank. Since he refused to heck the cameras or card key logs to prove they weren’t there, is it possible that they the hotel is scamming her and her friend?

@AntiWokeMemes ≈ Nice decor See how the blue in the drapes matches the blue of the carpet? And it may not be real wood but the flooring looks great Yup, nailed it ≈

@fallawanna Are you still chittering? Goodness, you are persistent. Ok, God loves you. Hopefully you become pain free. Life is unfair especially to you. Does that make you happy or are you gonna cry some more?

This was a new fucking low, but I’d be lying. If I said it wasn’t the first time that a man has used religion to say that a woman was being punished for sin- my mom when she had a stroke a stroke that she had because she was a caretaker to my dad, three kids, his parents and hers. She worked herself to death, taking care of everybody and now she’s suffering for it and then they blame her for it just like this dips shit is doing to me.