Jason Whittingham

@JamieBarnes14 @JCrook93 @Hopey_Media @MorecambeFC @Panjabwarriors @AshvirJohal Now I know I'm a cunt, but I'm not as bad as those clueless fuckers.

@JCrook93 @Hopey_Media @MorecambeFC @Panjabwarriors @AshvirJohal & @JasonWparody

Today's result confirms our relegation to the National League North. #UTS 🦐 | #WOKvMOR

Does anyone want me to try buy Morecambe FC back ?

Owe my dealer £16,000,000 so hid 6 monthly installments in the small print. If "my friend" thought his 200k a month was alot to run a football club in free fall, then the whole 3 people behind PW are going to enjoy another £8,000,000. Maybe tell Carlisle to bid again ?

You all laughed at me, who's laughing now ? At least I was smart enough to employ Derek & let 'football men' run the club for me ! Enjoy your little experiment. £4m + for a NLN side, tidy business.

A swift, no nonsense, bargain of a deal for my friends at Punjabi Spartans. I will miss my football club Morecombe FC very much. Me and Colin are now looking for a F1 team to buy, so please write to me whenever you'd like at my publicly known address. Off to Cornwall I go 💸

@MorecambeFC You're very welcome. #JasonAlwaysWantedJasonOut

Morecambe FC Welcomes New Era as Panjab Warriors Complete Club Acquisition. #UTS 🦐

@c_f_2023 @Bobby_Brown43 On my way to another holiday, good as always to talk Charlie, next update will be a bid from Mr Joseph Cala, a very successful legitimate business owner with a revolutionary football mind.

@JasonWparody @Bobby_Brown43 Chicken Karma for you, Jason. get the pen out lad

Jason Whittingham is possibly the only man in the UK who is numb to his name being dragged through the House Of Commons and called out online by a cabinet member. The next few days will determine how he is treated for the rest of his life, his doorstep is ever so close. SELL

@c_f_2023 @Bobby_Brown43 I would love a Indian !!!

@Bobby_Brown43 what do you want? i’m thinking chinese

@VaniaMorozov15 @BondGroup2 Indeed Vania, just like I don't trust solicitors to facilitate this deal, hence why I'm using my close friend as my none official legal council.

@JasonWparody @BondGroup2 Don't trust pens Jason

🚨 STATEMENT 🚨 On behalf of @BondGroup2 regarding the sale of Morecambe FC to Panjab Warriors. I have great news, my daughter Jolie has come back from university with a pen ! I can't wait to sign the contract from 6/6/25 ! But I do not work weekends, will update next month.

@jordandavies09 Thanks for your support Jordan, don't think fans appreciate the hard work I'm putting in. #JasonWantsJasonOut

@JasonWparody This is going very ‘swiftly and smoothly’ to be fair so keep going mate.

🚨 STATEMENT 🚨 Regarding the sale of Morecambe FC to Punjab Warriors on behalf of me *and my legally can't be named partner* Bond Group Investments. 📃🖊

Credit goes to @LowerLeagueLook Was posted in a GC before I was made aware.

@LowerLeagueLook @slewpanova * not Jason Whittingham * 😳😂 Sorry fella, was put into a group chat without context, didnt know the origins. Happy to add credit in the pinned comment.

@slewpanova @JasonWparody It was mine and he stole it 😂

STATMENT: Jason Whittingham gives update on proposed sale to Panjab Warriors.

@nomadicbolton @c_f_2023 Unfortunately, there aren't many any shops in Buckhurst Hill, but I couldn't afford one anyway. Asked Colin in Enfield to find one, but apparently, the government took them off his when he was banned from practising law.

@JasonWparody @c_f_2023 How long does it take to replace a pen

@PaulMar21281685 Rod & Grahame look terrible nowadays.

@c_f_2023 Hi Charlie, someone left my wife's book a negative review, so statement o'clock it is.

@JasonWparody Hi Jason, Sky isn’t there today so you didn’t have to put a statement out

@jarbsotsohal Absolutely not, Colin is no longer in the picture despite Morecambe FC former BODs referring to Bond Group as owner-S and only myself registered. But if you'd like a super car deal doing I'll pass you over to Colin Silverring.

@JasonWparody You’re not referring to disgraced former solicitor, and club killer, Colin Goldring are you?

WHY ARE YOU LEAKING MY ADDRESS !?!? You're blocked for a reason. If you'd like my "solicitors" Mr Silverring address and number let me know.