Jason

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Jason

@Jason_Ky_

I’m so good at Twitter

In my bed probably Katılım Ağustos 2021

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·17 Ara

I’m not struggling with mental illness I’m actually really good at it

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·26 Nis

Here’s a video of me busting it down 4 years ago on that same stage

The Washington Times@WashTimes

“Shots fired,” screamed the Secret Service agents. President Trump and Cabinet members were escorted out of the main ballroom by the Secret Service and the U.S. Marshals.

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David@dqveed·25 Nis

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

New York Post@nypost

How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·14 Nis

Just ordered 6 tacos for myself im so fat as fuck but also this shit is gonna be sick as fuck

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·8 Nis

I like eating starbursts because it feels like a reward for tearing into the parchment paper

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·5 Nis

People who drink Celsius kick babies in their free time

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·4 Nis

Sister announced she’s bringing Wasians into the family

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·29 Mar

He got fired after someone caught him drinking cooking wine

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·16 Mar

Nvm he’s still here

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·15 Mar

So I was totally justified in hating my coworker that I hate when he hit one of my coworkers with the line “can I put a baby in you”

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·28 Mar

ESPNs strongest hangover warrior

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·16 Mar

I can’t believe Will smith did that on live tv

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·11 Mar

Sloppy style devouring a shawarma wrap in the parking lot at school someone pulls into the spot in front of me while I got sauce all over my face

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·11 Mar

If you hold the door open for me and I am 15 ft away I’m walking slower

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·10 Mar

Incredible filling up your tires with air removes the air pressure light on your dashboard

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·9 Mar

Favorite coworker just told me that I’m his favorite coworker

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·8 Mar

Hangover warrior

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·6 Mar

Dude who always speeds down my block finally crashed his car

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·3 Mar

Balding men have zero business getting an extra hot latte with no foam

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Jason@Jason_Ky_·1 Mar

The Lobster@LikeableLobster

The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.

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claire@rosiekennedyxx·27 Şub

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

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