jason

@nut_history Impeccable. Tears into my breakfast. The scarecrow was a missed oppurtunity for an umpire/player making ‘safe’

Major League Baseball is aired in the morning for Japan. So technically they eat breakfast with it being on television. Here’s their #openingday commercial. No hyperbole, when I say this, it might be greater than any US MLB commercial I’ve seen. Well done and worth the watch for any baseball fan.

@ryanInott @damarhamas They’re copping some strays. Bit unfair. What i saw they Jomboy team were very gracious in defeat

@damarhamas What did Jomboy do ?

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

@lenphil29 @lenphil29 haven’t forgotten this - if they win this year, will sneak in to the 80%. Fingers crossed

@lenphil29 I set a reminder to check back on this…

This is a really weirdly specific thing to say, and I'm just the right level of petty to be willing to track it. 48 on the current list, 80% of a flag side is 18 players. What comes first - 31 blokes leaving or a flag? Tune in to find out

@beastieboy07 @SACricketTeams Since moving to SA, and beginning to work at Adelaide Oval, I've really got on for the ride. It's a real treat to have the win, and be undefeated so far this season! ps - loved seeing you bowl first ball at wbbl (Y)

Understanding the passion for the @SACricketTeams in the #SheffieldShield here has been an emotional ride in my years in Adelaide. It’s incredible how much this team means to so many & the heartbreaks they’ve endured for so long. So let’s savour it today

@Coffinsyrup69 kobe

24 is the straight edge number? There’s also 24 cans in a slab, much to drink about

Thank you Mr. Sandilands

@lenphil29 ... and England

would've been an absolute paradise for the haters if the big 4 Vic clubs and Trump all went down on the one weekend, alas

@pablojesscobar @lenphil29 update of those played in 2024. may make a podcast in a few years... 'where are they now'

@Jason_UU @lenphil29 Haha makes sense to me!

@maxlaughton @PAFC @FOXFOOTY Have you included ‘rushed behinds’ or ‘touched’.

Tonight was the third most inaccurate game in @PAFC history (minimum 15 scoring shots). 4.17 (19.05%) vs Sydney, R11 1997 3.12 (20%) vs Richmond, R10 2010 5.18 (21.7%) vs ADELAIDE, ROUND 8 2024 @FOXFOOTY #AFLCrowsPower

@blackjordaan What a place. Bring back some Blue Jays kit

it’s official, i’m moving to toronto

@HereWeCrow Something I spotted post-game that i hadn’t seen before. Is it regular, or leftover in changeooms? Who’s job is to travel With them!

Needed to take a walk after that one. That sure was a game of football 😵‍💫 it’s going to be an interesting podcast… #weflyasone

@cameronwilson WHAT

this drunk-walking-home tweet just popped up in mems. I’d gotten in a car for a lift home from a gig, got 10 mins down the road & remembered I’d just moved

@kristenisshe know a couple of things about the death core industry

do i know anyone who works in / is especially familiar with the deathcare industry?

@ImSpencer77 didn't realise he did that record!

Underrated production classic from Butch Vig here

@LairdMcBain @spissy_c Where did I refer to AFLW?

Paid employees turning up to work ✅

@torisaros ALSO ON THIS DATE:

take note of the date 😮‍💨