Jason

@WhiteHouse @alojoh Lmao

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@chicagobulls He better off, nobody wants to play for the bulls anyway

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says oil prices have topped.

@espnW Lmao and now about to get walked

Michigan stared down Texas ahead of their matchup 👀 Watch Michigan-Texas at 7 PM ET on ESPN and the ESPN App 🍿

@Hunter_Eagleman That feeling never goes away😋

When you let your grandson taste steak for the 1st time! 😂

@toxiccowboy1 why did the last one have to zoom in on screen😭

Yeah baby 😗😍🤣

@greg16676935420 Lovely family Greg

That’s enough internet for the day

@IRMilitaryMedia Can't wait to see it fly...

Thank you people of America! ✊🏻 This missile has been prepared in honor of your support for IRAN

@officer_Lew @HarrisCoCourts your judge is a little prick

WATCH🚨: IT guy gets called in to handle a courtroom tech glitch and saves the day… just for the judge to flip on him and threaten his livelihood. Power trip much? 👀

@wholemars lol

community notes cooked his ass

@StuBishop_LPD Your day sounds like mine

Fuck it

@jimcramer Thank you🙏

Always surprised that the Sunday night futures are down so little with no deal in sight. Down .50. I figure the big gunners will come in and take them down to 1.5% before we go to sleep

@KobeissiLetter lol wtf

BREAKING: Iran’s Speaker of the Parliament provides trading advice to investors trading US markets: “Pre-market so-called ‘news’ or ‘Truth’ is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it is a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill.”

@wholemars Shhh, waiting on some cash to transfer this week

Tesla is starting to deploy fully driverless cars and start production of a $25k electric vehicle and you’re bearish?

@drp825_ If you say sell, never invest again

Market opens -8% tomorrow. What are you doing first? Buy / Hold / Sell

@SeekUpUF I’m riding with Tiger…

🗳️ would you rather❔

there’s a life changing shitpost hidden in your phone. your job is to get it out

@KimDotcom Why is she so against Tesla?

No offense. But sell now.

@KeeneJarret @TrumpGirlLove Condolences, and RIP to a true hero❤️🙏

My grandfather Roy, a WW2 veteran, died at 5:30 this morning in Birmingham. He was 103.

*HOUTHI INFORMATION MINISTER: WE ARE CONSIDERING CLOSING THE BAB EL MANDEB STRAIT