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Jasper🔰

@Jasp316

Patiently waiting for competent human beings to be in charge of Manchester United.

Katılım Aralık 2025
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AL🇵🇸🇸🇩@DVSANightmare·
@AdamJoseph Would you say ole is an rapist apologist? Considering how he defended Babacar sarr (and his agent helping him flee the country) as well as the club knowing why Southgate refused to pick greenwood And stop promoting rainbet whilst pretending you care about morals
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Adam@AdamJoseph·
Roberto De Zerbi & Spurs, a match made in hell. I hope you get to enjoy the Championship together. This is a guy who: - lasted 22 games in his first job - lasted 13 games in his third - lasted 29 games in his fourth - didn't make two years at Brighton or Marseille Shout out to Tottenham for hiring a rapist apologist who platformed & supported an abuser, giving him a gigantic salary & five year deal in the process.
Adam@AdamJoseph

Manchester United would be stupid to consider Roberto De Zerbi. Stay away, far away.

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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@geordiejosh I can tell you now that it won't be United. City or Arsenal a real possibility
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Geordie Josh@geordiejosh·
I quite literally cannot take Sandro Tonali leaving this club in any similar way to what Isak did last season man it’s cruel
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A Z@one_bad_lemon·
@Jasp316 @UtdXclusive @JBurtTelegraph Absolutely spot on! Carrick was chosen weeks ago as it’s easy cheap and to keep the fans happy- for now 🙄 Everyone should know how they try to fool the fans into thinking something is going to happen but no here we go again same old same old story 🥱
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UtdXclusive@UtdXclusive·
🚨 JUST IN: It is looking increasingly LIKELY that Michael Carrick will be appointed permanently at Old Trafford. [@JBurtTelegraph]
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@AdamJoseph We will 100% go into the season with holes in the sqaud.
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Adam@AdamJoseph·
With a £150m budget for this summer (plus sales), Manchester United's lack of squad depth means they'll have to prioritise accordingly. Champions League doesn't fix the finances. They still have work to do to get fully back on track commercially too & that also means qualifying for CL year after year. Two CM's are top priority & they need three tbh. A LB is paramount, regardless of if Patrick Dorgu's future lies at LB/LW. Another CB too, considering the injuries for de Ligt, Maguire & Martinez. If you think about sales - Hojlund, Zirkzee, Rashford, Mount, Ugarte, Collyer & Bayindir are all potential or likely - that could again shift the priority list. An experienced striker? How big of an issue is LW? Between premium buys, Dorgu/Lammens fee level signings & integrating Academy players to fill the fringes, it's the biggest window the club has had yet.
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The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC

Manchester United are yet to decide who will be coaching their team next season but whoever it is, decisions will need to be taken soon on how the club will evolve the squad this summer. We have analysed the contract and transfer status of every player to explain who is likely to stay, who is likely to go and the areas they need to improve. nytimes.com/athletic/71525…

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UtdDistrict@UtdDistrict·
🚨🎙️ | Elliot Anderson on recent transfer speculation: "Obviously, we've got the World Cup this summer, so all my eyes are on that and playing for England is definitely... I've obviously got the badge on now, so that's all I'm thinking about at the moment..."
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@bethTmufc He also said we'd sign a left back 100% last summer. No one will remember this in August
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@BasilTheGreat I'm allergic to cvnts and I still have to share the planet with them
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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
The BBC says the UK needs to have LESS DOGS We all know why they're doing this It's blatantly obvious
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@Bbadumtss @SimplyUtd I think Amorim was especially bad because the board brought a manager they KNEW strictly plays 3 4 3 .....a complete system change ...then didn't give him one midfielder and no wingbacks. It was always going to be a disaster. We will be in chaos by November regardless.
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BadumtssUTDWay@Bbadumtss·
@Jasp316 @SimplyUtd I'm grouping you with the same people who refuse to acknowledge how bad Amorim was. Why is he the only manager who had united almost fighting relegation? A competent manager came in and started getting results but still refuse to say Amorim was bad.
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SimplyUtd@SimplyUtd·
📸 Rubbin Amorim with Hugo Viana [Manchester City's sporting director] in Portugal 🇵🇹
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The Bitter Buddha
The Bitter Buddha@conspiracydojo·
@WarRoomArchives Sounds like a kid playing call of duty.😔😔 War is fucking retarded and if you support it you're fucking retarded too. It's 2026 learn to solve your problems without fucking killing people. Bunch of elite, sick, disgusting, pedophile, warmongering, pieces of shit
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WarRoom Archives@WarRoomArchives·
Full Go Pro footage of 19 year old Australian Volunteer with the call sign “LUPO” fighting in Ukraine
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@MufcWonItAll2 He didn't play well. Hasn't played well for years. Hardly starts for Barca. Fvck all G/A. Why do we have to rate this guy because certain fans cant control their emotions. Just be objective
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Paul Manc Bald and Bred@MufcWonItAll2·
Marcus Rashford played well last night, better than 90% of others in team. Yet I'm seeing so many tweets hating on him for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Swear you all need to get out more man.
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@AdamJoseph How do you get excited when you know more failure is on the way. Can anyone teach me how to be deluded....I just can't do it. How do you do it 🤣. I want to like Rashford and believe we can win the league like you clowns 🥴🤣😅
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Adam
Adam@AdamJoseph·
If Sandro Tonali joins Manchester United, I’m sorry but you’d be an idiot to not be excited about that. Getting the combination of profiles & skill sets is essential to completing the midfield rebuild & Tonali would be a significant addition. It’s going to be an exciting summer.
Sully@SullyTalkz

🇮🇹 #MUFC has held talks with Sandro Tonali's agents via an intermediary. The 25 yo has opened the idea of a move but wants to finish the season with #NUFC professionally first. Full details below. @centredevils centredevils.co.uk/transfer-news/…

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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@Leriq_Keemz Fans with abandonment issues are the ones that go to war for him 😅
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H A K E E M@Leriq_Keemz·
I’ve never seen an OVERRATED player like Rashford He has scored 4 league goals all season- he has not scored or assisted a goal in his last 10 games for club and country But he’s getting praises for running pass 3 players and crossing the ball to the other side of the pitch🤣
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Andy Hayes@andyhayes33·
@manufcnow He's a prick but the thing I look forward to is when he says shit like this, then someone shares it highlighting what a prick he is, and then all his little minions jump to his defence on posts like this. I'm sat here with a pint waiting for the gimps
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Man United Fan Club@manufcnow·
Mark Goldbridge has ALREADY turned on Micheal Carrick. He's claiming he plays the same way as GARETH SOUTHGATE?! 😡 Another HORRIFIC take from The United Stand. Proving they ONLY benefit from spreading NEGATIVITY. 🙅‍♂️
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@Bbadumtss @SimplyUtd I dont know who you are grouping me with. My stance is simple NO manager on Earth can be successful here. Pep, klopp or prime SAF himself. This is why Pep and Klopp turned the job down. They will be asked to use full backs that have sacked 6 managers as an example.
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BadumtssUTDWay
BadumtssUTDWay@Bbadumtss·
There's things you can blame management on but there's things that solely fall on the manager. You lot tend to be dumb where when we lose you directly blame the board but when we win you applaud the manager. A manager that had us near fighting relegation, lost a final to Tottenham, average one win per month during his tenure. And you want to blame the board but still applaud an inept manager? You clearly are smoking something.
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@centredevils Managers just dont matter at this club. They are puppets ...and if they don't be puppets they get sacked
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centredevils.@centredevils·
🚨🚨🎙️| David Beckham on Michael Carrick: “I’ve always liked Michael as a coach. There’s a calmness about him. On the sidelines, there’s an elegance whether he celebrates or shows frustration. All of that matters in a manager. He knows the players and the way Manchester United should play. As a United fan, it’s exactly what we needed.” [@talkSPORT]
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@Rich_pips @Bbadumtss @SimplyUtd He was already successful. He won sporting back to back leagues after a 18 year drought. No manager in world football will win a league at the circus Manchester United
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Jasper🔰@Jasp316·
@Bbadumtss @SimplyUtd The way you dont realise it's the incompetence above the managers after 14 years of evidence will always amaze me. Low IQ settings
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