Joseph Hazelwood

@gora_pakora_ After the first time you say not to do that.

gay male coworker keeps coming up from behind and grabbing my biceps asking if I've been working out. at what point does this become harassment?

@BBGreatMoments Dale Murphy

Age yourself by dropping the name of a baseball player you were watching when you were 10

@Fatdolphing @BBGreatMoments He holds the record for all time home runs as a catcher. Wasn't trash at the plate lol

@BBGreatMoments Posey should and will be on this list. Tbh, Mike Piazza was a trash catcher. You should be atleast have Buster Posey up there. Name what he didnt do as just a great catcher but just all around player….

Top 10 Catchers All Time. who's missing?

@OleTimeHardball Orel Hershiser during his 49 scoreless inning streak was a thing of beauty

You have your choice of any Pitcher, in his prime, to fill out this staff. Who gets the call?

@Empress_Brymex You and everyone else have posted this exact same picture.

Visited my boyfriend last weekend and he gave me this… What is this please and why did he give me

@RustyDraft @FmrRepMTG Hes not a grifter you say?

No we wouldn't have high gas, we would have Iranian nuclear weapons aimed at our country. Trump isn't a grifter who sits around crying all day like you. Trump is strong and you are weak. You threw a baby fit and quit. I hope they bring you up on charges for insider trading. Millionaire after a few years in Congress? How much of that did you steal from the American people?

Trump admin is considering temporarily removing the 18.4 cents federal gas tax, which requires a vote from Congress, sure get rid of it entirely. But the national price of gas would not be $4.52 today if Trump had never gone to war with Iran on behalf of Israel, and taking off 18.4 cents isn’t really going to help Americans that much! And America produces enough oil to be self sufficient, we shouldn’t be getting gouged at the pump anyway. The America LAST failures for decades from leaders in Washington DC have over regulated, blocked land leases, and prevented more refineries from being built, which all led to consistently unnecessary high gas prices. Instead of helping Americans, they pursued and continue to pursue WARS in the Middle East. Yes please do throw the peasants some more bread crumbs. But at least make it permanent!

@OleTimeHardball Pete Rose. Roger Clemens

You can select 2 of the following for enshrinement in the Hall of Fame. Who gets the call? 1. Pete Rose 2. Shoeless Joe Jackson 3. Barry Bonds 4. Roger Clemens 5. Alex Rodriguez 6. Lou Whitaker 7. Mark McGwire 8. Curt Schilling 9. Luis Tiant 10. Write in a player

@BBGreatMoments Dont know why but Cecil Fielder alwsys looked tough lol

name a hitter who always looked like he was about to do damage.

@Sxnt1_Sxndxval A promise you should have never made. Also why would you involvw yoirself with someone with kids you had no room for. What a ridiculous story. Sell the house or rent it out.

Mi difunta esposa me hizo jurar en su lecho de muerte que nunca vendería nuestra casa familiar para que nuestro hijo siempre tuviera un lugar donde volver. Tres años después, me volví a casar. Mi nueva esposa tiene dos hijos de un matrimonio anterior donde el padre no aporta nada. Mi actual esposa me está pidiendo que vendamos la casa 'vieja' para comprar una más grande donde todos estemos cómodos y sus hijos tengan habitaciones propias, ya que ahora duermen en el sofá. Me negué rotundamente por respeto a la memoria de mi primera esposa. Ahora mi mujer dice que prefiero 'fantasmas y ladrillos' antes que el bienestar de los niños vivos que estoy criando ahora. Mi hijo adolescente dice que si vendo la casa, jamás me lo perdonará. ¿Mantengo mi palabra a una muerta o priorizo la comodidad de mi nueva familia? Los leo en comentarios. (Historia anónima)

@VinnysCorner1 Orel Hershiser

Without saying your age…. Who was the best player on your favorite MLB team when you started watching baseball? I’ll start…. Don Mattingly

@JustKelechi American Housewife is one of yhe best sitcoms ever. I hated it got cancelled.

In American Housewife, a teenage boy named Oliver volunteers at a teen help hotline and takes a call from someone who is scared to share a personal truth because of social pressure. While trying to help, he accidentally reveals he knows who the caller is, which causes panic and tension between them. When the situation escalates, Oliver decides to protect the caller's privacy instead of exposing him.

@MaximePal2 @WSJ @WSJopinion Paris

@WSJ @WSJopinion Foule d’américains profitants de leur supériorité économique

From @WSJopinion: What happens when Europeans find out how poor they are? The Continent trails far behind U.S. economic output. Politics is bound to catch up sooner or later, writes Joseph Sternberg. on.wsj.com/4n5v2Wq

@jonburkeUK @WSJ @WSJopinion Weird to think we don't outclass this kind of stuff. This is just in my state.

@WSJ @WSJopinion 1/ The American right needs to terrify the American people into believing working until you drop then begging on GoFundMe to pay your medical bills is a sign of national greatness. 2/ Americans do not understand what ‘rich’ is, but it looks like this…👇

@Strynoe @jonburkeUK @TrevieFontana @WSJ @WSJopinion Just from my home state. You people are willfully ignorant.

@jonburkeUK @TrevieFontana @WSJ @WSJopinion Indeed…

@MallMaga @InformedMama209 The lowest quality of life? Just the temp there says otherwise. That state is the third to 4th largest economy in the world. By itself. Now do Alabama.

@InformedMama209 What took you so long?

We were lifelong Democrats. We are lifelong Californians We will never again vote for a Democrat. Their policies have ruined our livelihood, ruined our state and pander to our community expecting our loyalty. Trippin. Never again

@BBGreatMoments Orel Hershiser

Who was the ace of your favorite team's rotation when you were 12?

@it_unprofession This sounds like a load of BS

I'm currently a groomsman in a wedding that's systematically destroying my life. The groom decided a standard bachelor party wasn't enough to celebrate his love. We're doing a five-day ayahuasca retreat in the Peruvian jungle. I don't even like this guy, we just played intramural softball together in 2014. The email thread currently has 84 replies discussing the logistical transport of our matching linen suits. I've spent $4K and I haven't even bought the wedding gift yet. Yesterday the best man asked everyone to chip in $600 for a bespoke ice sculpture of the bride's golden retriever. I told them my dog needs surgery just to get out of paying. I don't own a dog. Now they're setting up a GoFundMe for my imaginary sick dog. I have to commit fraud just to maintain this lie.

@perv_goone90767 When my on again off again made me feel good about myself without clothes. Something I didn't think possible. Now that's the only way I sleep.

When did you start sleeping nude

@RoseDarby89201 @BBGreatMoments Not a force out. Its why he was trying ho tag him

@BBGreatMoments In my opinion he is out !The runner outside the baseline and the defender blocking the plate and those cancel each other out and if it was a force out then he is out as the defender had the ball securely in his glove and his backside touched the plate just before the runner did

I can’t stop watching this

@Viralvid_89 That math ain't mathin

At 95, Katherine Jackson is still being cared for exactly as Michael Jackson intended. Since his passing in 2009, she’s received about $67,000 a month from his estate totaling nearly $55 million. But much of that money doesn’t stay with her. It helps support her children and grandchildren, with significant monthly amounts going to LaToya, Rebbie, and Jermaine Jackson. Michael had set aside 40% of his estate to ensure his mother would always be taken care of a decision that continues to shape the family today. Now, Katherine is watching a new chapter unfold. Speaking about the upcoming biopic Michael, she praised her grandson Jaafar Jackson, who will portray the King of Pop, saying he truly captures his spirit. For her, it’s more than a film it’s a deeply personal moment seeing Michael’s legacy live on through family.