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Books every 5th grader should read: 👇

@xoKuraiii @PlayApex You should be put in a labor camp for something like this, I can’t imagine being proud of being a console kill grinder

1000 games, 18.7 kills a game 🍒 #apexlegends

@ClaneSZN Banned in algs, but is there any way to enforce it outside of lan? Also completely forgetting about the mnk playerbase who isn’t involved in comp apex at all… I’m fairly decent on mnk, usually at least a 2 kd on r5, and controller is still overwhelmingly oppressive

They just banned it in ALGS 🎉🥳

@2nekosu Acting like this is impressive when controller has fixed stick speeds and aim training just to use aim assist on in game

Aimerz+ Week #7 - Suavetrack 34,380 #1 also #1 on VT Suavetrack Novice, Intermediate, Advanced, and Celestial 😄

worth a shot

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

@anishmoonka I don’t usually comment but your content is amazing, it’s always a joy to read these short stories. Thank you

You can buy this worm in a pen for $6. If the same worm gets inside your stomach through raw fish, a doctor has to snake a camera down your throat and pull it out by hand. The worm is called Anisakis. It is a parasitic roundworm, less than an inch long, and its life is one big loop. It starts inside a whale's stomach. The whale excretes eggs into the ocean. Tiny shrimp called krill eat the eggs. Fish eat the krill. A whale eats the fish. Back to square one. That loop, whale to ocean to shrimp to fish to whale, is the only thing this organism evolved to do. Ending up inside a ballpoint pen was never part of the plan. The pen comes from a guy in Kochi Prefecture, a fishing region on Japan's southern coast. He goes by FUNA84 online. His dad was a veterinarian who discovered an entirely new species of tapeworm. FUNA84 grew up around parasites, and he himself got sick from swallowing one of these worms in raw fish. So he did what anyone from a fishing town would do: stuck the worm in a pen filled with herbal oil and sold it for 950 yen, about $6. The oil keeps the worm alive and wriggling for about 4 to 5 days. After that, it dies, and you own a pen with a dead parasite floating inside it. The joke works in Kochi because everyone there has dealt with these worms. Japan has a serious Anisakis problem, way bigger than official numbers suggest. The government reports a few hundred cases of food poisoning each year. But when researchers publishing in the CDC's Emerging Infectious Diseases journal dug into actual health insurance claims from 2018 to 2019, the real count was closer to 20,000 cases per year. That is about 55 people every single day getting sick from this worm. Mackerel alone is responsible for roughly 43% of infections in Tokyo. When you swallow a live one in a piece of raw fish, it tries to dig through the wall of your stomach. It can't break through. So it gets stuck, your body attacks it, and you end up with severe stomach pain. In some people, it triggers a life-threatening allergic reaction that can close their airway. A doctor removes it by putting you under, sending a camera down your throat to find the worm, and pulling it out with tiny forceps. 950 yen to watch it swim in a pen. A few hundred bucks to get it pulled out of your stomach.

@popciclechan Hot chili, Taco Bell, takis

what do i eat as a bottom? i need to know for the end of the week

why did they fill a truck with my lovely friends who support and spend time with me?

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

They’re calling Dune Part Three the epic conclusion because they don’t have the courage to film part four where a giant man-worm smashes Momoa clones for 3500 years

@theAllianceGG Definitely the valk gundam skin

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@gregthesorcerer @questioningbee

“Dude you gotta try the new Mountain Dew flavor at Taco Bell” The homunculus I’ve been raising in my basement for 6 months:

@notsorealfgs Miles

what's the prettiest name you've ever heard?

@3versince707 @questioningbee @amytanstan

@Acheetooo @questioningbee

Whole leg gotta go

@killingspacing @mattydouFPS

i love valentines day ❤️

@HisWattson Great ranked change if you’re three stacking in pred for sure, but for the large majority it’s shown that everyone prefers dropping and being able to loot before getting ran over. Apex could at least keep the shred of competitive integrity it has left by reverting this.

So fucking based it’s not even funny

“hey cass?” everyone was there