Jaura Merchant

@kiiLkenny Bro just gave himself the easiest out. If Knicks win: “well embiid wasn’t healthy”

If Embiid is healthy Sixers pack up the Knicks in 5. See you at the Garden

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@BeatinTheBookie How’s hockey doing

Nice back to back MLB sweeps. Braves / Nationals over 9 -120 (1u)push Dodgers F5 -140 (1u)💰 Yankees -140 (1u)💰 Twins tt over 3.5 -130 (1u)💰

@BeatinTheBookie I tracked every pick from the 4 days. Great last day sure but you end up .25 units after 4 days. Unless someone is betting $400 per unit they did not make money back on the 99.99 Valspar package

Imagine talking shit to me about golf yesterday and then me dropping a fucking 20 unit Nuke in the final round and all I hear is silence. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hop on my phone during my lunch break to see that today is a huge day for the #unemployed. Nothing like following around 2 below average golfers on a Wednesday! #getajob

During the last week in one of my classes of 17th grade we got to color. BV how’d I do? #art #picasso #jacksonpollock

@12thUSPREZ @MikieSherrill That’s just one more list you’re on #epstein #terrorwatch #nofly

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This Pat Bev - Trae Young beef

Yes, there are women in the bar #weatherreport

Bought a pair of Air Monarchs a week ago because I needed some everyday shoes. Accepting unc status - these are elite NUFD. #nike #unc

Would rather play them NOT to get relegated (feel like it’d be + money) but can’t find it, so have to settle for over their points total. But the fun season long play for this EPL season : Burnley o27.5 points . The clarets are staying up 🗣️ #PremierLeague #BurnleyFC #EPL

Younger cousin (23) has been dating a man 15+ years older than her for a year - her parents even met him recently. She says “everyone on the hill focuses on their career before dating”. yea maybe when they’re 30 but 40?? 😂 seems weird to me, am I in the wrong here?

@Fate855687 Aye yo that’s just a different level of freak no one’s matching. Find me one good nba nickname that matches the soccer ones above

@JauraMerchant They do that on every twitter NBA twitter making whole ass smut pieces on what ifs

I’m a huge nfl fan but footy (⚽️) twitter clears every other sport easily. They come up with insane names like Seskoffender and Auschawirtz for fun on a Tuesday 😭. If you tried to do that to any American athlete you’d probably get thrown in jail or sued into oblivion 🤣

@CJTOTHEMOON NBA Twitter loaded with memes but they don’t got nicknames like that. They were trying to make “the anomaly” a thing

@JauraMerchant nba > ⚽️

@ThirteenJoests Nahh NFL literally has Deshaun Watson and I haven’t even seen one good nickname

@JauraMerchant They literally do that in nfl twitter too lmao

Got hit with the “so what are we?” 5 beers deep at the bar on St. Pattys day #awaygame

As a graduate of this fine institution, I know a #deephers house when I see one #H2P

@AhaanRungta Free plays RoW let’s gooo. Real ones know the trade off for losing today is worth it 🤫

About time we start a new #NBA X PoD heater. If this one loses, all my plays for the remainder of the week will get posted on here for free. 👨‍🔬 🏀🏛️ 1u - Spencer Dinwiddie (-104, FanDuel) Kyrie, Hardy, Exum, Lively, Gafford, Washington, Davis, and Martin out in the Nightmare After Luka for DAL. That means that Dinwiddie is the only point guard available today and he has pretty safe minutes even if DAL is getting pantsed—but it also means he is in the best matchup. MIL, who is on the second leg of a back to back, has become a stronger defense against spotups (i.e., tough for Klay) and remains a strong rim protection team due to Giannis/Brook (e.g., tough for the little size DAL does have) but still a good matchup for guards that can pull up against their soft drop coverage, especially when there is no pick-and-pop center, and still a good matchup for those active in transition; all of that describes Dinwiddie's game. Might set a career-high in FGA; if you account for average efficiency, I projected 19.0. 🧪