Jausonga

@jimNjue_ 1. No IEBC to rescue Kikuyus this time round. 2. No military/police officers to rescue Kikuyus this time round. 3. No SCK to rescue Kikuyus this time round. LAZIMA KITAWARAMBA LAZIMA MUTAPANGWA LAZIMA KITAELEWEKA

According to History, Nyanza can only win an Election, if they work with Mt Kenya. Evidence: 1963 & 2002. Western can only win an Election, if they work with Mt Kenya. Evidence: 2002 Ukambani can only win an Election, if they work with Mt Kenya. Evidence: 2007 Rift Valley only win an Election, if they work with Mt Kenya. Evidence: 2013 & 2017 & 2022. 2027 will be the same. Those who stand with us will win Those who stand against us will lose. Throw stones. I didn’t write history

@edgarwabwire_ You people were to go to TZ and help the GenZs there unseat Suluhu? What happened? Ni pang’ang’a tu hapa kwa X!

Samia Suluhu just said that democracy holds a different meaning in Swahili, says democracy is conducting abductions, detention without trial, and shooting people on the streets.

DJ Evolve is crippled from the neck down, is bed ridden and brain dead. He is PERMANENTLY in a vegetable state because of Babu Patel’s two bullets to the neck at point blank range. DJ Evolve was working but will never work again. He will never have a family. He will never live in dignity and enjoy QUALITY LIFE because of Babu Patel’s unrestrained criminality. DJ Evolve has not been restored and will never be restored to his life before he was permanently crippled by Babu Patel. The corrupt Kenyan media must stop glorifying and platforming unpunished and unreformed criminals like Babu Patel.

@Benign_Overlord What of the IEBC RO for Embakasi East? Who killed him?

While I don't particularly like that the incident happened in the first place, I must say that Babu has shown accountability and maturity that is not commonly witnessed in Kenyan politicians. If DJ Evolve has forgiven him, who amongst us without sin to cast the first stone?

@Osama_otero What of the IEBC RO for Embakasi East? Who killed him?

If DJ Evolve forgave Babu and the court also agreed Babu should arrange an out of court settlement with DJ Evolve, wewe sasa mbona bado unakasirika?

@Itungati001 The same story we heard in Mbeere, Malava and we will still hear it in Ol Kalou?

DCP IS POISED TO WIN THE EMURUA DIKIRR MP BY-ELECTION TO BE HELD NEXT WEEK THURSDAY I have been closely monitoring the Emurua Dikirr Constituency By-Election, and the reality on the ground is unmistakable: *7 OUT OF 10* Kalenjin youths believe President Ruto’s Government has failed them terribly. The only demographic still firmly loyal to the President are those aged 45 and above — not because of performance, but because of diminished expectations. Their bond with William is historical, not aspirational. Among the youth, however, dissent is rising, and that discontent now echoes far beyond the Rift Valley. This By-Election will be more than a local contest. It will be a referendum on broken promises, and the lessons it delivers may prove difficult for Kenya Kwanza to stomach. The painful truth must be stated: President Ruto and the Kalenjin leadership have totally failed the very people who entrusted them with power.

@AnuarSaddat Blame those who voted for him?

Jamaa alienda kwao 2024 akapaka vumbi rangi at a costs of kshs 600 million. The rains came and washed away hio rangi alipaka vumbi. The guy even swindles his own people. How dark hearted can one be!

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 By the way, mamako hucheza ligi zote, hadi sim 2! Mataco imegulwa sana!

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 But haiwezi toshea mtaro ya mamako 😂😂 mko na mashimo mitaro mitaro kwenu ww babako mamako mitaro TU

Guuuuys wait a damn minute, ati Ruto ameruhusu substardard fuel which will have all the cars that are using such fuel knock within 3 months???? what isssss??? nothing is safe not even our cars

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 It’s your mom’s choice. But cuma yake imejaa maji!

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Hiyo nimekushow maybe upee mamako ngozi gathee hiyo naona ni shimo ata mamako Ako ashamed

@AnuarSaddat Trying to be relevant?

This is painful to watch! Albert Ojwang’s mother says sometimes she thinks her son is still in Mombasa. She walks outside hoping to see him come through the gate, only to see his grave. Albert was the one that provided for her. Since he was murdered, life has gotten really hard for her. There are days she has slept without food. She says the jobs wakina Sakaja promised her, never came through. To this very day, the government has never told Kenyans what was this serious crime Albert Ojwang committed that Senior police officers had to be sent to pick him from his father’s home, not even allowed to have one last meal with his people, and ferried to be killed in Nairobi. How can any parent listening to her still shout “Tutam”? And the Luo politicians, after being bought cheaply, decided praising those who killed Albert Ojwang is more important than seeking justice for him. May earth grant justice to the family of Albert Ojwang and those other Kenyans the UDA government has killed. Pole sana Mama!

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 But inatoshea mamako.

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Hiyo ata kuku haiwezi tosheka hiyo nimekushow kata ubaki na shimo mbili za mafi

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 Your mother love and enjoys it that way.

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Ask her what gathee dick 4 cm hiyo ata ya kuku imekushinda hiyo kata ubaki na mtaro mfanane na mamako

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 That’s the only dick that satisfies your mom.

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Hiyo anakuja na shoka anakata unabaki na shimo mbili za mafi

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 Just ask your mom about my dick. I’m sure she’ll tell you the way inamfikisha mwisho! Kudinya roto tank sio mchezo boss!

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Si world record sema huna dick uko na ngozi si utahiri uone utabaki na kuma

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 Your mom loves it that way! She enjoys cuddling it.

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Sasa na ata akikuja na hiyo dick Yako half an inch si utahiri kwanza shida hiyo ukitahiri maybe ubaki na shimo Sasa sijui kama itakuwa shimo ya mafi ama Kuma nikutafutie kaspace pale riverside ukajiuze

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 Hiyo ya mamako holds the world record.

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 ATI uko na dick ya 4.07 cm waaa mzee dick inch Moja 😂😂 na on top of that hujatahiri kijana hiyo dick ama ni ngozi hiyo ata upake maji ya chumvi huwezi saidika 😂😂 maybe utahiri ibaki inch nusu kama kucha ww nilikula mamako mtaro Sasa nitakula ata bibi Yako na ata mtoto wako

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 Your mother loves the foreskin! Anapenda kihii. You too are a product of the foreskin. Your real dad is from Luo land na ni dere wa Forward travelers hapo Majengo, where your mom does her business!

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Akuje atahiri babako asijitege na foreskin ama ni babako ameanguka Kwa mtaro ya dame Yako

@Gitongawilliams @Maryian96 We takataka, tell your mum to come? I’m waiting?

@Jausonga2 @Maryian96 Ako hapa anafunza mamako kutumia tissue

@Ademba_47 You talk as if you hold the deciding vote! TUTAM is unstoppable.

@Jausonga2 Kwani wee uko na mbili?

So Ruto says a country with a population of 83.5M is in need of 250M people as labour. Weee ama niko high.