Javi 🏒

I DID IT I FINISHED IT Omegaverse AU - Shane presents as an omega in the middle of a game against Boston Mostly fluff and smut with a smidge hurt/comfort + accidental mating 60k words - 10 chapters archiveofourown.org/works/76700591…

don't listen to dan & phil, vics vaporub doesn't hurt you if you're mexican and pure of heart 🩷🩷

@jyndjarin Sorry I’m completely distracted by the way Ilya manhandles Shane’s jaw in this gif like damn he’s EATING that man up

does anyone else remember when people tried saying that they didn’t really kiss in hr and it was all just “angles”

@IlyasCigarette Omg it’s been yearssss since I’ve been inspired enough to participate in kinktober but there’s no way I couldn’t for HR!

soo are we doing kinktober and ficmas in the fandom this year? i think there’s never been a fandom so perfect for kinktober

Some dumbass on the Guardians or Voyagers spends a little too much time and focus being too rough with Shane and Luca when he checks them against the boards and here comes Rozanov and Bood all too happy to rock that mfs shit

Like imagine there’s an old ass rule from like the 60s everyone forgot abt that packs are allowed to challenge and beat tf outta players that target their pack members with no penalty time or something stupid like that

The centaurs forming a pack to protect their omegas Shane and Luca from the other teams in the league being shitty towards them… I’m having too many ideas

Y’all ever have something click in ur brain and you get the BEST angle to tackle a fic idea from and u feel a little bit high from it. Like yeah I’m a damn genius rn

@scratchspins No fr like it’s a sad state of affairs we’re in rn. Ppl are out here destroying the planet and flooding the tags with slop for the approval of internet strangers 😔

@JaviJollander i mean like genuinely. you’re using AI for what, validation from internet strangers for something you didn’t do?? at least if someone is scamming for money tryna to publish i GET that

Id rather give up on a fic and never finish it than use AI. Like what’s the point??? It completely defeats the purpose of writing fanfiction. It doesn’t help you improve and it certainly doesn’t create anything good that’s worth spending time reading

ilya accidentally calling shane hot in an interview and he freezes so cliff is just like “yeah hollander is hot as fuck” and later ilya is like “thanks for taking attention off me in the interview” and cliffs like “wdym?” and they have a stare off

we actually need more homoerotic exploration of shane’s obsession with hockey. like ik high school shane was getting higher off of a particularly brutal check than his gf blowing him for the first time

ilya : ‘ive never seen u with girls’ shane : *get himself a gf* ilya :

i would love to be able to focus on anything other than hollanov fanfic for more than 5 minutes but unfortunately that's not my reality right now

Like once the rumor spread around the league abt Shane being gay he gets a bunch of DMs and other players flirting with him at games and he just thinks “how nice they’re being supportive” or he just think they’re chirping meanwhile Ilya is in hell

Everyone being half in love and thirsting after a clueless Shane and it torturing Ilya will be a meal I’ll always eat up I’m not sorry abt it

@scratchspins @saltedsan I think my writing is mediocre at best, but someone pulled quotes from my fic in their review and I was a little surprised by myself! But on the flip side of that, I’ve also written stupid sentences like this soo duality of man and all that

can fic writers brag about their personal favorite “damn I’m cool as hell, AI could never” sentences they’ve written? Like sentences that are uniquely weird/silly but also just WORK because the human brain is a magical place and words are a playground?

shane trying to sleep but then he's hearing muffled sobs from beside him, he immediately jolts awake to see ilya bawling his eyes out and shanes like all worried asking him what's wrong and kissing him all over only to look over and see that ilya has been watching drag path edits

i like how he’s just presenting himself here. yep. this is me. me and my penis ツ

honorable mention to my fav tumblr post abt rpf