Paige Oyelowo Olayemi

@remarks She can win with 99%. No American wants another war.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris is "thinking about" running for President again in 2028.

@the_Lawrenz Don't blame anyone there. Noone thought that would be cross knowing Ronaldo's power from that position. Everyone reacted late including the GK.

Cristiano Ronaldo oh my god. The genius that you are!!!

@_falsi1ke IsiZulu

If Africa is to come together and use one language as an official language, which language will that be?

@planned_gf With missionary position, you get spiritually connected with the other person. In other positions, you think you doing sport and it's got nothing to do with connecting to the other person. But just seeing a whore or womanizer, or a prostitute. From there you leave.

@james_xond 🖐️

Who really passed their driving test on the very first attempt??

@karynmaughan I don't think I can stand Advocate Sesi Baloyi. She listens and look at you like a fool trying to fool her. Yhooo ngke Lo mama!!!

Happy belated birthday to commissioner Sesi Baloyi, the queen of devastating questions.

@Zamaniii0 Continue doing what exactly?

@aime_mwizaa She is already a wife

Guys be honest, can you marry a single mother of 1 child 🤔

@leodey4uu Tenderpreneur

My salary is 200k, i gave my girlfriend 150k. what am I??

@Hania16836 Her life

@anxietymsgs Feelings

delete one thing from earth?

@FightofFaith He shall reign by Hillsong

Christians only. What’s your favorite worship song or hymn?

@covie_93 And G20 leadership summit

Maybe the World Cup should not be hosted in a country the Pope doesn't feel safe visiting. Just a thought.

@Nas_tech_AI I deleted everything I ever downloaded with PDF format. I got 275GB back.

Your Android phone’s storage is full. You delete photos, videos, apps. It’s still full. Because it’s not the visible files that are eating up your storage. Most of it is the HIDDEN junk that Android never tells you about. I cleaned mine yesterday and got 23GB back without deleting a single photo. Here’s how:

@DearS_o_n Praying at least 3 times a day and perhaps twice at night (this includes around 21:00 pm and around 03:00 am)

During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

@sbu_sbuda90174 Never look down on your job. You never know who is watching you.

Umsebenzi awukhethwa 🙏

@em_Lazzy Trump has mental health issues

Let me get this straight…. Trump has threatened to bomb an entire civilization, threatened the Pope, threatened to pull out of NATO(again), and threatened Greenland (again), all in the span of 24 hours?

@Zweli_Thixo A cabbage is only less than R20. You can even find at taxi rank. Why did you need to go to Checkers? You went not her type. Your thinking was way below.

I once had a crush on a cashier from Checkers, every time I made sure I have to pay my stuff kwi-Till yakhe. I would ask for R2000 cash back, so I would charm her and it worked. Then I would go to queue at Capitec for 3 hours and deposit the money back in my bank account. This other time kwathiwa I should come back with a Cabbage ekhaya, I told myself that I won't pay for a cabbage kwiFuture wife yam. I took 5kg chicken and R300 beef. That time we already had those at home, they just needed cabbage. So sidle iStew the whole month. Uthi uvuka eksen yiStew, during the day yiStew, and late yiStew. Uthi you will get something different, then they cook chicken. After that month, I didn't want meat. The following month, I approached her, and she said I'm not her type. Tsek mdidi wetafula, Imagine after sengidle iStew esingaka for wena. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi amantombazane yi Scam. 😭

@_falsi1ke Children are the glory of their mother, wife is the glory of her husband, and husband is the glory of God. This natural order is correct.

Why do most married women don’t post their husbands only their kids?

@muheediva01 She can never be unattractive until she speaks profane-led language. Ooh not taking care of herself. But mostly, her attitude.

💍 Married men: What do you do when your wife isn’t attractive to you anymore?