I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 cuz my yogurt expires in 2013!
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Waterfront Fla
161 posts
Waterfront Fla
@JaxHideaway
Custom built waterfront home in Jacksonville's Black Hammock Island. Nestled in nature, away from everything. Best priced home on the island
Jacksonville, Florida Katılım Mart 2011
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U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
Stop counting... Fish cant Drown.
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All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
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I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
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I think my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet
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I'd understand getting a ticket for not coming to a complete stop if every murder EVER was already solved.
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My computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we'll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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I never question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.
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