Scott V. Klug

@def_leppar20044 Yonaka “Until you’re satisfied”

Share a 10/10 Album!! (No Beatles or Led Zeppelin albums)

@AntiWokeMemes Whew! I thought it was me.

White People What is your response to Lizzo?

@PNWConservative I had many customers who could barely afford to go out. They were friendly. They were nice. No tip was necessary. It was a pleasure serving them.

Sounds like the company needs to pay their employees

@Headshok1962 Royalty

Where is his neck?

@JokersWildUK Built in bike rack.

@Variety She’s awful

Sally Field says she thought Robin Williams "wasn't funny" while filming "Mrs. Doubtfire": “Robin was always trying something different to make me laugh. It was so unfunny. I can't begin to tell you. And then Pierce, wonderful Pierce Brosnan, we were sitting at a table at the restaurant, and he made a fart noise on his arm. And I was gone. That was it.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

@RobSchneider He can do more than one thing at a time? Shocker!

I VOTED FOR THIS👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TaraBull @AngelaBelcamino I wanted to keep my profession so I got 2 jabs. I’ve never been tested. I am worried about my future.

@AngelaBelcamino I had Covid zero times and never took the vaccine

I had COVID 6 times. Imagine how many more times I would’ve gotten it if I hadn’t gotten vaccinated, boosted, and worn masks. I’m ready to do whatever it takes to take on hantavirus. Trust the science.

@AntiWokeMemes Run? Lol

What should these 2 politicians RUN for?

@AntiWokeMemes Met Gala

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a hijab on a woman ??

@joeroganhq Gotta find a way to relevancy

Marjorie Taylor Greene says that Trump told her that it's her fault if her son gets killed because she betrayed him. "I've saved these text messages, I'd probably get put in jail if I released them publicly."

@saras76 @katieporterca She’s a hot potato.

I'm not like most people who run for Governor. I'm a single mom of three kids who fills the gas tank and pushes the grocery cart just like almost everybody else in our state. To make life more affordable in California for those of us who aren't billionaires or bankrolled by big industry PACs, it's going to take standing up to Donald Trump, calling out greedy corporations, and stepping on some toes along the way.

@adamcarolla Now I believe.

He’s such a pussy

@TiffMoodNukes Thorough

My 80’s heartthrobs. Don’t laugh Michael Jackson Randy Jackson (Jackson 5) Beastie Boys (worked w/‘em) Special Ed Harrison Ford Scott Baio James Garner Carl Weathers Sylvester Stallone Will Smith (Fresh Prince days) Michael Douglas Rick Dees (KIIS FM DJ) Kevin Costner Ralph Macchio David Hasslehoff Rex Smith Prince Christopher Reeve Ralph Tresvant from New Edition Rob and Chad Lowe Bruce Lee Larry Wilcox (Jon from “Chips”) Philip Michael Thomas Patrick Swayze Billy Dee Williams Don Johnson Tom Cruise Steve Bond Joe Nameth Marcus Allen (Raiders RB) Fred Dreyer (80’ show “Hunter”) Val Kilmer Richard Dreyfuss (Lemme explain) 🙄 And literally every teen boy actor in Tiger Beat and hot brotha in JET Magazine

@SenWarren Leave him alone you greedy fiend.

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@ThrillaRilla369 Wet cigarette smell

Cigarette smell has to be one of the worst smells in the history of smelling

@kboriginalist @BuckSexton That doesn’t change how asinine this is.

@BuckSexton Until you mentioned that she was a Pulitzer nominee, virtually nobody knew who she was and they still don't care.

Nothing has destroyed faith in the designated "elites" more than giving them the ability to publicly, instantaneously share their thoughts on matters large and small This may be the single greatest contribution of social media

@catturd2 Is Denzel’s “Equalizer” revenge?

The “experts”say that Kill Bill 1&2 are the best revenge movies for all time. I agree that both were fantastic, but give me a break. The greatest revenge series of all time, and it’s not even close, is the John Wick series.

@broncotiz @Yfz84 or a helpful stranger

@Yfz84 Crazy people still dont realize tripods exist.

Who took the picture, Annie?

@WomenBeingAwful @frankiemuniz And that, ahh, is why I follow/love you most of the time.

@frankiemuniz That's cause you pushed woke nonsense in the new Malcolm in the Middle. You SHOULD feel bad

Feeling like death in a bottle right now