Jay 2.0

@rosegirlsweet That song came out the first year ever weighted tables trying to make my way through college and that was the soundtrack to every Saturday night talking shit with the cooks 😁🔥

I think we can officially add “La Chona” to the list of songs that will unite drunk people of all walks of life on the dance floor.

@hereforthejrny Always good to see you!

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@okchotwife That's a great smile!

@VexingVixxen A really good side quest is "how do you season them?" I'm team sea salt and garlic..malt vinegar if I'm feeling Canadian that day 🤣

Asking me to choose which form of potato is best is like asking me which type of man or woman I prefer. You can’t pick and choose from perfection.

Therapy would work better if the therapist had to take requests from everyone BUT the patient

@JailbirdMJ You should have one of these suits for every day🔥

@TinyTattedMama3 Crushing Flintstone gummies into a Red Bull would probably cure me

Eating candy gummies instead of taking my vitamin gummies cause I like breaking the rules sometimes

First date idea - we make out intensely and see how many different applebees we can get removed from.

@ganjagoddess_X I think the difference is you notice big ones, Twitter big meanr you scroll back up for confirmation 🤣

Apparently there’s a difference between big boobs and “Twitter” big boobs. Am I learning that I have Twitter worthy tits?

@cutiemcfly007 That would be the polar opposite 🤣

Im just like your ex except I like butt stuff.

@cutiemcfly007 So I'm not the only one with the number saved as "Absolutely Not"?🤣

I almost texted you before I remembered wtf am I doing.

Meeting Latinas in my area, but it's just me buying empanadas off Facebook

@cutiemcfly007 The happily unhinged behavior is why I keep coming back

I love the 1/2 naked women on here twice as much.

@cutiemcfly007 No judgment here. Nachos alone would get me in the white van

I made a new friend last night. She's invited me to come to her house to play with makeup/do facemasks and nachos. This is probably how I'm going to be kidnapped.

@TinyTattedMama3 🤣🤣this is literally the meme I describe myself with too..if I didn't have a day job and a night job I'd never see the sun

@Jay24763153 I could seriously sleep everyday alllllllll day but at night time, I come alive like this

I will not wait until 4 am to sleep I will not wait until 4 am to sleep I will not wait until 4 am to sleep

Some things are as old as the earth