Jay Andreeff

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

@normalpap @craigrivet52 * Power, still soft

@craigrivet52 Team’s no longer soft. Love this team

Greatest game I’ve ever watched as a Sabres fan!!!! Congrats to this team. Wow

@GirthyNomad Sup?

#sabres suck fucking ass, brain dead city with a shit hockey team, up 4-1 now losing 5-4 LOL embarrassing fucking team #NHL

@kuch4mvp @BuffaloSabres Oh hi

@BuffaloSabres YOURE SO FUCKING BAD LMFAOOOO

Another one for the Lightning. 6-4 Tampa | P3 14:14

We are SIX seconds into the second period that there have been two separate occurrences of gloves being dropped

Ok everybody breathe!!

Gong show brewing in Buffalo! I love my hockey team, these boys’ vibes are sky high and they are gonna take the playoffs by storm #LetsGoBuffalo

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.

@TheDisgruntle10 Shhh you gotta pump his tires this week

Good Lord Quinn is fucking worthless.

The moment peewee players in North Carolina found out that Jack Hughes scored to win gold… they even got a timeout to celebrate 🙌 (via IG/@raleighraptorspwaa)

Teddy Stiga. Tage Thompson. Megan Keller. Jack Hughes. American OT heroes. 🇺🇸🥇

@roryallen Kinda niche around here compared to a Josh Allen cutout, but here for a Jack Hughes one

OH. MY. GOD. USA vs Canada men’s hockey gold medal game might be the best hockey game I’ve ever witnessed 😭🇺🇸🇨🇦 End-to-end chaos, filthy skill, hate-you-like-a-brother intensity, and the US comes away with 🥇 #USAvsCAN #OlympicHockey #GoldMedalGame

@MeghanChayka @BuffaloBills 💯, Schatzy is everywhere!

@JayAndreeff @BuffaloBills He was randomly sitting beside me! What are the chances!!

Pretending it was a @BuffaloBills game.

I was 7 last time. Play Freebird @usahockey

America, fuck yeah!

@heatdaddy69420 It is a Rob McClanahan kind of morning

Is anyone drunk

LFG @usahockey! Also let’s never change the jerseys or Freebird again.

@laz_versalles Listen, you can’t boop the rock after the hog line

Incredible how an app full of experts on infectious diseases and constitutional law are ALSO incredibly well-versed on the rules of an obscure sport like curling. Just incredible.