Jay Dee (he/him)

Not a great day to be on social media!

None of your April Fools’ Day posts are landing. None. Of. Them.

Kelly Clarkson is such a wonderful ally. In a world full of Carrie Underwoods, opt to be a Kelly Clarkson.

“Midnight Sun” came on inside the gas station and the cashier immediately started ebulliently talking about Zara Larsson. She clocked my ass.

I love wearing my slutty little periwinkle 4” inseam shorts to the gym and holding happy baby pose and side splits in front of confused CrossFit bros.

Lisa Left-Eye Lopes burning down Andre Rison’s mansion was metal AF. The girls today simply could never.

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love

Has my brain chemistry finally stabilized or is it just 70° and sunny?

“You should have a podcast!” is a very gentle way of telling someone they’re annoying.

Sent my psychiatrist an email with the subject line “Am I autistic? (lol)” Things are going great over here.

Here’s what piling on Chappell Roan taught me about B2C sales:

2015?

There is no aesthetic more seductively and non-toxically masculine than “lesbian going to DS Tequila on a Thursday night in 2019.”

Is it possible to watch an episode of “The Pitt” without weeping?

@tinyangelette I’m one of the dozen

rlly big day for me and like 12 gay guys

Few things this hellacious year have given me as much a dopamine rush as Nicole Kidman shrieking, “TWEEETY! TWEEEETY BIIRRRD!” in wondrous glee.

There’s a gray sweatpants-clad man at the gym who’s juggling massage balls while doing air squats. I think I may have a new type.

“Game Changers” — a queer, hockey-centric book series by Rachel Reid and also a Russian intelligence plot to stage a fake assassination attempt against Viktor Orbán which was then co-opted by the Trump campaign in 2024.

We, as a culture, are not talking enough about the growing crisis that is Zyn pouches appearing in urinals.

Women behind me at the Mayhem Ball talking about “Heated Rivalry” fanfics. This is gay culture.