Jay Hypno
710 posts
Jay Hypno
@JayHypnoWriter
Writer of gay erotica and M4M transformation tales. Master of control and masculine metamorphosis. 18+ only. https://t.co/py0yltivlE
Midwest USA Katılım Haziran 2022
329 Takip Edilen2.7K Takipçiler
“You programmed this asset to be incapable of functioning at operating condition green without regular firmware updates from You.”
🍂@Lovandfear
“if you’re a writer, say ‘i miss you’ without writing ‘i miss you’.”
English
I’m pretty sure I’ve written the gay version of this.
garfieldbot@robertlasagna1
My zoomer girlfriend is forcing me to wear a red flannel shirt all day and eat avocado toast and grow an ironic ill fitting beard style, she calls me a "millennial piggy" and when I complain she says "oh that's so sad why don't you listen to some sad music on your turntable record player then". She throws bottles of craft beer at me and laughs
English
Depends on what you're into.
Financial stuff: Open House.
Chastity: The Space Bears.
BDSM: Stored.
Robots: I Want to be a Cyborg.
Cuckery: Best Man's Burden.
But best just buy them all: amazon.com/Jay-Hypno/e/B0…
English
Groomsman on the right really regretting that “Who’s the Boss?” thigh tattoo.
Alex Martinez@AlexMar31934563
Interesting promotion here by Oddballs underwear, prominent briefs display here…
English
@Mubarak_mubious Using “cook” in all cases when referring to the heated preparation of food. “Grandma cooked (baked) your birthday cake.” “Cook (boil) the pasta for 8 minutes.” “We cooked (sautéed) the onions in oil.” “Dad will cook (grill) some steaks.”
English
What did everyone call it when you knocked on a door and ran? I’m trying to prove something to my young co-worker
English
