Jay Johnston

Hey, I was thrown outta my truck the other day! Owweeee!

@hudberg what was the HIGH SCHOOL editing comment from a bit ago?

Happy birthday to all my moms out there.

Saw a huge alligator eat a rabbit on the course today, but the way that rabbit was dressed...

Help! Kittens abound in my yard. About 2 months old. Send help or send recipes! Please adopt!

Photo: @morganmurphy This new diet of yours… My golly. http://tumblr.com/xak2p118z

Photo: Working on this little bastard today. Getting top of the line seatbelts. Egyptian silk. http://tumblr.com/xak2p1407

Photo: @danharmon Don’t ever piss Dan Harmon off or… http://tumblr.com/xak2p189c

@ghostpanther How do I untwitt, you my dear boy? Poo.

@ghostpanther Good brother! Shooting silverman and having a great time. Except that you're not with us. Hope you're well.

@porksmith missed you at comic con this year. Oh, to hear your breathy breaths so full of rich snores. While I lay naked atop a cute lesbo.

Diagnosing GM Transmissions lsxtv.com/tech-stories/d… via @XXX_YOUR_TWITTER_HANDLE