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Stubborn questions that Ruto's government will have to answer.

@Kevoty 😂😂 am just saying

@JayJude8 🤣🤣🤣 be nice

Take any white rum, then go: 1 part rum 1/3 lemon grass mint white balsamic vinegar Top up with club soda and then come thank me later. Unaweza cheza na the balsamic mix to your taste pia😙😙😙 Ulevi ni chemistry😂😂😂

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Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

This is Alice nganga, the Thika town mp. During the anti-finance bill protests, where she voted yes to the bill, Kenyans started a campaign to kick out all MPs who voted yes in 2027. In response, Alice nganga went on a live video with millions of money and boasted to Thika residents how she does not need re-election, because she has used their CDF money to make some personal investments. She further said the money she has made from the CDF kitty is enough to keep her and her family going, even if she is not re-elected. She openly said she has stolen enough. The good people of Kiambu have forgotten. They want to replace Matangi with this thief. They want to entrust billions of money given to the county through the equitable share to this woman? I'm now seeing fools calling her mama Simba. How soon do we forget?? Eloi!

When death is on holiday.

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This is not a CS entourage, and definitely not Kindiki’s convoy. This is Mary Biketi, Oparanya’s special delegate, out here doing a routine site visit to one of their very humble haciendas. Oparanya has been supplying electricity to Biketi without an iota of blackouts since he was a govana,, but at a price of course. When money is sweet, especially public money, you don’t spend it with pain, you spend it with confidence, convoys, and a straight face. No pinch felt, no questions asked… just vibes and taxpayers footing the bill. Ni mbaya,,, Chesaa!!

The true meaning of friendship

Somewhere in the book of Mathews it says after Judas saw what he had done he went to the temple threw away the 30 silvera coins and said “I have sinned,for I have betrayed innocent blood” Then he went and commited suicide. The ‘sweetness’ of money vijana,is not in having it. But in the process of making of making it. Those who have it can attest to this. But if you make it through undermining others directly and intentionally,you must in return trade it for your peace. You will have the money but for what? But above all,when you betray your brother for money,even those who you have betrayed him to,can never trust you. Who in his right mind will trust a man who has killed his brother for silver? Na hapo ndio shida iko. Our beloved swamp rat is now left wondering like a meteorite in space. Na unajua sahii ata ile wamama alikua anatengenezea dildo hakuna,laptop alikua anatoa mende,onge. Wheeelbarrow gang aitaki yeye,watermelon gang hatakikani,orange gang haitaki yeye. Where will it turn to? Kitabu ya mathayo kinasema,na Yuda alipoona mambo imekua ngumu,alichukua kamba na akajianika kwa mti aina ya Eucalyptus. Woi! Dj chesa Tamaa mbaya by les wanyika na usiweke chiki chiki Khabusie!

Sometimes you just have to pause, sigh, and feel genuinely sorry for our brother Osama. My guy tried to get recognition from Matiangi’s camp, only to land in the Pauline Njoroge & The Elite Think Tank WhatsApp group,, the bloggers version of “we’ll call you back.” He was told to step big big by the Jubilee led team, and the way our boy was singing Hosanna for Mr Ibu. Chesaa!! Over there in the Tutam team is where he has been seeing real shege. Kina Oguda and Asamoh left him outside the cold like a depressed Morocco lizard. Even the Tutam choir members led by Ja Loka didn’t let him join, he was singing alone outside the fence with the mosquitoes as his backup vocalists. He even tried to rebrand Ruto as “Dad.” But serikali said, “Dad to who?” and moved on without blinking. Imagine having over 600,000 followers but struggling to pull 20 likes. That’s like owning a 14-seater matatu that only carries the driver, the conductor, and one confused passenger going to the wrong stage. Business iko but biashara haiko! But Osama's real problem isn’t even being labelled a traitor. No no,, the problem is that our guy is so daft to understand the meaning of Rebranding. He calls himself an influencer, but when you ask him who's an influencer, he'll tell you Ruto is a genius. In political influencing, if you’re dumb, you don’t become an asset to the political class, you become a risk assessment. That’s why today our boy has no parking in opposition, no parking in government, not even parallel parking in the middle. Amekataliwa upande zote hadi kwa Wajakoya mahali warasta husema they gat nothing but love. But we still wish him all the best as he fully embraces his electronic engineering career where he now specializes in repairing remote sensors, bulbs, dildo capacitors, and those electronic devices that vibrate for no clear government function. Godspeed Engineer. May your multimeter never run out of batteries. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Cyrus Jirongo co-owned 2,650 acres of land in Ruai with President William Ruto, on which 17,000 affordable housing units are currently under construction under the Ruai Park Estate project. Daamn!!!

She breaks it down perfectly! #UshenziKE

@Elvis_Localman 😂😂😂 tapeli

I used to share these things here probono until 2024 when you guys accused me of conning people money until today I have never seen anyone take me to court 🥲😂. From that time I called it quits to just enjoy the few things God has blessed me with and post my unsolicited opinions. I would suggest pay agents jomba

@GarciaGenius_ @PrimeAjwang Well if you have it flaunt it!

@PrimeAjwang @JayJude8 Show off

@PrimeAjwang @GarciaGenius_ Good for you we can't all flex 😁

@GarciaGenius_ @JayJude8 I've never owned an Airtel line and it is not a flex

@Mepoho_ @KiKs_KiKkiey Clown 😂😂

@KiKs_KiKkiey Men are exhausting fr