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I have just shipped a major update to HocPay! HocPay is a fintech app I built that lets users in Nigeria pay for airtime, data, electricity, and more. This update includes: - Enhanced security - 3% discount on airtime/data purchases - Cleaner UI and performance improvement App store - apps.apple.com/ng/app/hocpay/… Play Store - play.google.com/store/apps/det… #FullStackDeveloper #SoftwareEngineering #Fintech

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@1ssve @Apple please !!!!! Make it easier to delete contacts: it’s such a struggle to go through every contact and scroll to the bottom.

Dear Apple, Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious. Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

@jas_d_barbie It’s so funny because it’s always other women’s husbands that looks so good to them😂

I’m not against divorce, but when you finally leave your husband, kindly leave other women’s husband alone too.

@FSYusuff Please what did this man say?

No one is clapping because the people listening to his gibberish are not those idiotic APC worms.

What a tweet

My boyfriend once lent me ₦500,000, and I promised him I would pay it back in 5 months. That meant every month after my salary dropped, I would send him ₦100,000 until I completed the money. So every month, I kept to my word. First month = paid. Second month = paid. Third month = paid. Fourth month = paid. Now, on the last month when I wanted to complete the payment, he had earlier told me to call him immediately after sending the money. And I did. Immediately I sent the money, I called him like he said. While we were still on the phone, I suddenly received an alert of ₦500,000😭 I was confused and asked him why he sent the money back. And then he said something that melted me completely😭❤️ "Well done my Queen. You see, babe… the money was never the issue. I could never collect that money back from you. I just wanted to see if you were truly a woman of your word. A lot of people make promises, but only a few actually keep them. You did… and that says a lot about you. You can keep the money. What mattered to me was your sincerity… and you’ve already shown me that❤️ And honestly, that’s one of the best qualities a woman can have"❤️ Omo… I replayed those sweet words in my head for two weeks straight😭😍 Sweet words from someone you love can stay in your heart for a very long time❤

@ChinaksOfLagos I swear 😂

@JaySmartTech He is a clown 😂😂😂 Kfb

Couple wey just reconcile for therapists office... The moment Rex entered everything scattered.

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Only a thief refuses to sign prenup.

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered. When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness. Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief! Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect! I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

"The best decision I ever made was giving my life to Jesus." — Shaquille O'Neal

Omphile is still missing. A simple repost can help bring Omphile home.

It is written.

When Boko Haram started in the late 2009 to 2022, Tinubu blamed Jonathan for the insecurity situation in Nigeria. In 2026, Tinubu is blaming other politicians for our insecurity and saying that they want to use it to oust him from power. Make it make sense. End.

"Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party." Winston Churchill Today, May 9th, I attended the 1st convention of my latest party, the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) in Abuja, Nigeria. The convention was successful and continued to show the resilience of Nigerians to change I express my sincere appreciation and gratitude to the NDC family, led by the distinguished Senator Henry Seriake Dickson, for inviting us and for the generosity of spirit with which they have accommodated us at this critical moment in our national journey. I also wish to express profound gratitude to the African Democratic Congress(ADC), particularly Distinguished Senator David Mark, for providing a democratic platform and showing uncommon understanding when the ongoing litigation forced us out of the Labour Party and the New Nigeria People's Party, NNPP respectively. That spirit of solidarity must remain the foundation upon which a better Nigeria will be built. Today, the most painful aspect of our political existence is that many who once benefited from democratic governance have now become willing accessories to the destruction of democracy itself. Those who once fought for justice now openly celebrate electoral injustice. Those who once spoke against impunity now defend coercion, manipulation, intimidation, and outright political gangsterism, especially against opposition voices. What we are witnessing is not politics; it is a systematic assault on democracy and the will of the people. Nigeria today stands at a dangerous crossroads. Our democracy is under severe threat. Our nation is drifting without direction, and our people are passing through immense suffering. Across the world, Nigeria is increasingly described as a failing and disgraced nation. This is not the destiny God ordained for our great country. It was not always so, and it must never be allowed to remain so. Across virtually every recognised indicator of good governance - accountability, political stability, rule of law, control of corruption, government effectiveness, regulatory quality, and the separation of powers - Nigeria continues to record alarming failures. The institutions that should protect the people are weakening daily, while the burden on ordinary citizens grows heavier with each passing moment. Today, over 140 million Nigerians live in multidimensional poverty. Tens of millions of young people remain unemployed or underemployed. Inflation continues to crush families. Businesses are shutting down. Farmers can no longer safely access their farms. Communities live in fear. In this month alone, hundreds of innocent Nigerians have lost their lives to insecurity, while many others have been kidnapped, displaced, or thrown deeper into poverty. The most heartbreaking question confronting us is this: Who consoles the grieving mother whose child was abducted on the way to school? Who speaks for the father who can no longer feed his family despite working every day? Who defends the young Nigerian whose dreams have been destroyed by a nation that rewards connections over competence and corruption over character? Our present tragedy is not accidental. It is the direct consequence of years of deliberate sabotage by a political class that prospers by dividing the people and weakening the nation. Nigeria is not a poor country; rather, we are being looted into poverty. We have abundant human and natural resources, yet we remain trapped in deprivation because leadership has failed to place the common good above personal interest. Our choice as a people is therefore clear: whether to surrender to despair and national decline, or to summon the courage to rescue our country and rebuild it on the foundations of unity, equity, justice, competence, and productivity.

@jon_d_doe “I never asked you to buy a car or take me you the UK.” “I was even managing you. Do you know how many better suitors I had? “

I can't wait to read the reaction of the woman Ugo used to call his wife. "First, I did not put gun on your head to pay my school fees for me" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.