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@nbcsnl Dawg. Kam Patterson is a horrible actor. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cast member this bad before. There is no possible way he will be back next season. Kill Tony yes. SNL no.

Professor Snape comments on the trailer for the new Harry Potter series

@bennyjohnson Fag

Muhammad is dead. Krishna is dead. Buddah is dead. Confucius is dead. Jesus Christ is alive. That is the truth that has remade the world. Glory to God.

TRADE DEFICIT DOWN 55% 🇺🇸 THANK YOU, MR. TARIFF!

@Chicago1Ray @HarmeetKDhillon @LeoTerrellDOJ Never trust a black person with a “I back the blue” hat on.

🚨 Where's the black community when it comes to Jaden Ivey If he got waived for making a comment about Trump, Sharpton would've sprung into action already I'm calling on @HarmeetKDhillon & @LeoTerrellDOJ to file suit on the NBA... they violated his civil rights under Title VII

Te podrá caer bien o mal, pero Donald Trump es el único presidente en el mundo con el valor de rendir tributo al Salvador de la historia.

@dom_lucre Nice shot.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Liberals have now been making video games where you can assassinate President Trump.

@Milajoy Jesus must be so proud. 🤣

I never thought we’d see Jesus in Time Square. Time ARE changing for the better. All we needed was a new President.

@patriot_savvy @POTUS Dear god please take Donald trumps soul and send it straight to hell where it belongs. He is a horrible human being and not worthy of this earthly realm any longer. Amen. 🙏

Heavenly Father, We lift up Donald Trump @POTUS to You tonight. In a time of rising tension and uncertainty, we ask that You surround him with Your wisdom, strength, and protection. Guide his decisions with clarity and courage, and place a steady hand over every move he makes. Lord, shield him from harm, calm every storm forming in the shadows, and expose anything meant for evil before it can take root. Grant him discernment beyond human understanding and the boldness to stand firm in truth. We pray for peace where there is conflict, strategy where there is chaos, and Your divine favor over our nation. Stand guard over our leaders, our troops, and every innocent life impacted by this moment. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

@DanielD989562 @GaryPetersonUSA Please….. God himself looks up to trump and shudders at his magnificence!! Better watch what YOU say! Trump hears and sees all. He is our ever omnipotent overseeing golden god king. Amen. 🙏

@GaryPetersonUSA God is watching you. Best be careful what you say…

Today our Easter heroes, from Christ to the Easter Bunny, come together to honor the sacrifice of President Trump, who risked it all to make sure Good Friday is finally recognized as a national holiday.

@johnrich Ok douche

Around 2,000 years ago, Jesus Christ allowed his own creation to torture Him to death, so He could be the final sacrifice for all of mankind. Thank you, Jesus🙏

@LouisianaGirl42 @PBInvestigate @TheLFLounge That’s called a penis flash. It’s a flashback from when Charlie was sucking a dick earlier that day.

When Charlie scratches his nose, what is the flash of light that goes across Charlie’s forehead? @PBInvestigate @TheLFLounge

@GuntherEagleman FAGA

President Trump just brought tears to millions “I am PROUD to join Christians around the world to celebrate Jesus Christ’s resurrection.” God is Good! 🙏

@MagaGrunt1 You’re talking about the pedophile shit right?

🇺🇸The things he knows you will never know, the things he’s done you might never hear. The lives he has impacted is unknown. But I know this…He is the most influential President you will ever see.🇺🇸

@ConLima8 FAGA

Idaho now has more firearms than the whole of Canada.

@MAGAVoice It just makes me want to cry like a little girl…

I am in tears. President Trump said he is PROUD to join Christians around the world to celebrate Jesus Christ’s resurrection “In churches across the country on Sunday pews will be fuller, younger and MORE faithful than any time in many many years” CHRIST IS KING 🙏

@GizmoMemes He really is a man of god. Trump Is King!

Trump puts up a portrait of Christ for Good Friday. Christ is King!

@GaryPetersonUSA I just hate them so much... This is no longer the America I grew up in.

Never forget what the left took from you.

@GaryPetersonUSA Good for him! It’s about time. 🙏

@Heel4thewin @GaryPetersonUSA Yeah if I only Had a dick! It would be So long I would be stepping on it All The Time! You better believe that. You can take that to the bank! And cash it in. Daddy long dick over here.

@JayStarks1986 @GaryPetersonUSA But also... MAGA is tougher than the rest of ya'll because our feelings don't get hurt. Go ahead and deny yourself joy because a singer doesn't like your pedophile President. I think the kids call that "stepping on your own dick" Go find your safe space... snowflake.

Bruce Springsteen may have written President Reagan’s theme song Born in the USA, but now that President Trump has brought us the glory days of Straightriotism, he is America’s Boss and tougher than the rest, as long as these musicians stop hurting our feelings.

@unusual_whales He’s highlighting the fact that there is only one thing rich people want their taxes to go to. Maintaining their own wealth. They don’t want one cent going to any social program, only defense. So they can hang on to their money for as long as they possibly can.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.