Retired Clown

@JesterGreer You're a credit to the trade, keep clowning the brainlets inhabiting clown world.

How I'm spending my weekend.

@thedragonstea As a retired clown i can confirm, this jester did nothing wrong.

Wow. Can't believe this was posted. People should find her sponsor and tell them what they think.

@fistmasters_ Apply torque to the rachet to solve stubborn problems.

Never mess with a man standing in front of his child.

@JamesWoodatHome @SkyAboveMe_Art Remember to drink eight ounces of water with your ibuprofen before bed so you can wake up to pee ever half hour like the rest of us old bastards.

@SkyAboveMe_Art Technically, I think my first was Speed Racer. Then Dragonball, Tenchi Muyo, and Record of Lodoss War.

What was the first anime you ever watched?

@SkyAboveMe_Art Speed racer...........fuck I'm old.

@ThrillaRilla369 About 10,000 would sort out my current financial woes

Without being greedy how much money do you need right now to solve all your problems?

@MomsPostingLs C.beat his ass. D.cut off his junk. B.put him out of his dickless misery. A.walk the fuck off a cliff. In that order.

What do you do? (Poll in comments)

@JesterJum Clearly never stepped on a wasp while barefoot in the yard...

Dog poop is the clear winner here

@ClownWorld Raised by a single mother or a empowered female with a whipped soulless silent cuck. This is learned behavior, that's how mom got what she wanted, so I'll do the same. Women have failed their sons, daughters and families. Make father great again.

What would you have done the moment he asked about your daughter?

@OldTechGuru @FightWithMemes Im clown taxing this for later use.

@FightWithMemes It should...

"More emotionally intelligent!" *begins screaming for no reason*

@realpatriotM She and her ilk have been shaming, insults, beating and humiliating men for the past 20 + years and she has the nerve to ask if we're happy. Your suffering does not bring joy nor sadness only entertainment . These are the consequences of your actions, deal with it.

He found out about her “job”

@xym11336600 You know, if there's dog can't breath, it can't bite, choke the dog out like that black guy in new york.

孩子是多么的无助，公共场合狗要牵上绳子。听惯了那句话“我家的狗不咬人”

@messedupfoods Taking the waffle house approach...

They ready to throw hands.

@furiadidonna @GigaBasedDad Good night ma'am, don't let the toxoplasmosis bite.

@JayTeaDeens @GigaBasedDad I literally don’t care. You have a nice evening now.

What's your excuse?

@furiadidonna @GigaBasedDad I figured you were, but that was more of a jab at your emotional maturity, not physical,

@JayTeaDeens @GigaBasedDad I’m a 40 year old woman. I don’t give a shit.

@furiadidonna @GigaBasedDad No need to apologize little girl, you made your bed. Have fun over the next ten years.

@JayTeaDeens @GigaBasedDad Sorry that women wanting to be more than a helpmeet is offensive to you 🙄

@WomenBeingAwful There's one born every minute...

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

@furiadidonna @GigaBasedDad This is why, because women have become insufferable.

@GigaBasedDad Women aren’t chattel to be exploited as breeding mares anymore.

@FightWithMemes Somebody's gotta tell the truth, and since no one else will it falls on me to be hated for doing so.

Imagine having a traumatic experience and choosing to grow from it rather than inflicting pain on others.

@GigaBasedDad Im down, what about when she gets bored and leaves with the kids for her high-school sweetheart and his std collection and history of infidelity?

Yes.