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They Call Me Sir 📚

They Call Me Sir 📚

@Jay_H3fner

*Follow me at your own risk* 😏 |*Follow Back* | NSFW|My tweets aren’t fact or fiction| #BlackLivesMatter the movement| I live in the grey area|

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They Call Me Sir 📚
They Call Me Sir 📚@Jay_H3fner·
When a mf got you so fucked up you gotta read the messages 3-4 times before you reply 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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FINAL BOSS SZN 💥
FINAL BOSS SZN 💥@FINAL_LEGEND·
The Undertaker refuses to drink a beer with Stone Cold and The Rock… And ends up getting hit with a Stone Cold Stunner and a Rock Bottom back-to-back. All three icons in the same moment 😭
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WWE Nostalgia
WWE Nostalgia@WWENostalgia_·
King of the Ring 1996: Stone Cold wins KOTR tournament, gives birth to “Austin 3:16” in promo
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Baba eleja🐟🐖
Baba eleja🐟🐖@Biodun_OG·
She is speaking Capanese🧢😂 That man set her up cos he knew she was lying. And that other bro is at the wrong show. He needs to be at the UN office😂
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Land of Lowlights
Land of Lowlights@LoLowlights·
The MAJORITY of Wemby’s 12 blocks in Game 1 were either uncalled fouls or goaltends. HISTORICAL NIGHT…for the refs 😭
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Time Capsule Tales
Time Capsule Tales@timecaptales·
Robin Williams explaining how golf was invented remains one of the greatest stand-up bits ever recorded in 1999
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
Wait... let him cook.
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Johnny B. Good
Johnny B. Good@Cat5SMASHICANE·
Baseball can sometimes feel a little boring. This play was absolutely the highlight of the week when it happened. We definitely need to see more of this. 💯😲🤣
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The Best
The Best@Thebestfigen·
This kid had 25 seconds to make 4 shots for $10,000… and he became a legend.
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Asanwa.sol
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz·
The risk assessment in this "bear vs man" discourse is fundamentally broken, and watching women confidently choose the bear is peak internet delusion. Y'all will meet up with anonymous Tinder matches every weekend, leave clubs with strange men just because they drive a luxury car, go home with celebrities from backstage, and voluntarily date literal drug lords. You take massive, unchecked risks with strange men every single day. But drop you in a hypothetical forest, and suddenly a man is more dangerous than a 600lb apex predator just so you can win a gender war argument? The performative IQ is completely in the mud. Please rest.
Trevor Noah@Trevornoah

It’s not about the bear. It’s about why that feels safer.

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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐫𝓮
𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐫𝓮@Lanre__Laredo·
the performance that changed pop forever🐐 Michael Jackson - Billie Jean on March 25, 1983, Michael Jackson delivered what is arguably the most iconic live performance in pop music history🥹
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The Guy wth Flaws🤏
The Guy wth Flaws🤏@aneleflawz·
Ladies does D🍆k size really matter?
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Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah@Trevornoah·
It’s not about the bear. It’s about why that feels safer.
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8/24MαɱႦα.Aɾƈԋιʋҽʂ🐐
“Dad…How good was Kobe?” Me : “Highest Ppg. average in Conference Finals series win in NBA history by a SG, twice over 34.0 in 2009 vs. Denver and 33.7 in 2010 vs. Phoenix • The only player to average 30-5-5 and be selected First Team All NBA Defense in the same season in the last 25 years, and Kobe did it twice. The only top 75 player who's playoff path to winning championships included greater than 70% teams of 50+ wins. Kobe's playoff opponents 85% of them were 50 win teams, Jordan is second at 67% of playoff opponents being 50 win teams. Kobe in a 3 year span (08'-10) beat more 50 win teams in the playoffs (10) than the showtime Lakers (Magic, Kareem, Worthy) together for all their 5 title runs ! The only G in NBA history to have 30+ steals and 30+ blocks in a single post season and win a championship at age 25 or less (21 for Kobe). This feat has been accomplished only twice in NBA history, D. Wade and Kobe Bryant More 60 point games shooting over 50% than any other player in the last 45 years Oldest player in NBA history (34) to lead the league in clutch points (2013) The only player in NBA history to win back to back championships without a top 75 teammate. Most playoff wins in 2000 decade (98) Most consecutive 30 point games after age 34 in NBA history (8) The only player in NBA history to win an NBA Finals series while averaging 32+ points, 7+ assists, 5+ rebounds. (2009) Highest per game NBA Finals plus/minus (+10) by a 30+ Ppg. scorer in NBA Finals history (2009) Most 30 point playoff games in Lakers history (88) One of 2 guards in NBA history to have 30 steals and 30 blocks in a single post season leading to a championship, the youngest ever at age 21 Most unassisted midrange FG made in NBA history (2775) Only player in NBA history to win an NBA championship averaging 32+ points and 7+ assists Only top 75 player to be on 3 separate teams that had to beat 4-50 win teams in the playoffs to win a championship (2001,2008.2010 Lakers) • Most consecutive 30 point games after age 34 (8) in 2012 Most playoff wins in the 2000 decade (98), for added context Tim Duncan had 82 • Most clutch jump shots in NBA history regular season + playoffs (564) Only top 75 player to make it to 3 straight Finals without a top 75 teammate • The only player in NBA history to defeat 8-50 win teams over a 3 year playoff span on his way to 3 straight NBA Finals (8/9 teams defeated in the WCF were 50+ win teams) Only player in NBA history to score 60 points twice while playing less than 40 minutes in a game Most combined points (reg. season and playoffs) by a G in NBA history (39283) > Only player in NBA history with 10 All NBA selections, + 10 All NBA Defense + 10 Allstar + 20K+ points in one decade (2000's) • Only player in NBA history to be All NBA 1st team defense and average 40 ppg. for a whole month. (Kobe did it 4 different times) Most Ppg. in NBA history from jump shots in a season for a SG (17.4 in 2006) Most career points scored in the 4th quarter by a G in NBA history (8,207) Most points in the 2000 decade (21,065) • Highest Ppg. 2000 decade (28.2) Most jump shots made by a G in NBA history (7754) 4 - 50+ win teams eliminated in one post season twice (NBA record) Youngest player in NBA history to win 3 Championships (23) The only player in NBA history to score 200 or more points more than any other player in a single postseason back to back in championship seasons (09' and 10') • NBA record 26,009 career points from the perimeter (non layup, non dunk) Most playoff wins by a G in NBA history with out an All NBA, Allstar or All NBA Defense teammate (18) • Only player in NBA history with 10+ All Defense selections (12) to win Olympic Gold, MVP, Finals MVP, and at least one championship (5 for Kobe) Most times beating at least 3 - 50+ win playoff teams in a single playoff run in NBA history (6) Highest recorded "on -off" this century (19.2) in 2006 Only player in NBA history with 33K+ points and 12 All NBA Defense selections”
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Land of Lowlights
Land of Lowlights@LoLowlights·
Angel Reese was IN HER BAG today. You can tell she’s been working on her game.
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The Don
The Don@donColeonn·
He pays all the bills, takes care of the kids, and shows up daily... but she says he lacks ambition😳 Is that enough - or not?👀 This is why I keep saying you can never satisfy any woman🤔
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8/24MαɱႦα.Aɾƈԋιʋҽʂ🐐
Don’t try and put Tim Duncan above Kobe ever again. Game like this really show who was the better / more impactful player. Kobe was different 🙏🏻
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21 Clips 🎬
21 Clips 🎬@Clipsbaba21·
This scene never gets old 😂😂
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Kunwar Abhishek Parmar
Kunwar Abhishek Parmar@kunwarabhi7·
Happy Birthday to The Rock 🪨 GOAT on the mic 🎤🐐 The People’s Champ. The most electrifying man in sports entertainment💪 If you smell what The Rock is cooking? 🤨
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Casual Sports Fan
Casual Sports Fan@bigsportscasual·
They changed the story, but the film don’t lie… Somehow THIS became underrated
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