Jay

Just had the best voice note from my dad. “Hi mate, it’s your dad. I’ve got some paperwork to fill out this week so can you send me your full name and date of birth”

@missgeorgialc Thigh tattoo 👀 🤣🤣

@alliewillie38 🤣🤣

Oh.. and it wasn’t my 50th birthday 🙄👀😳

@TattooedDoll2 Absolutely

@TattooedDoll2 Hi I’m poor cunt

@alliewillie38 I had to say it…… it was too easy 🤣

@Jay_H_86 Yes I’m 50 🙄🙄

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@blondehunx Can we have the the righty tighty

lefty loosey lily loosey

@Shellfromzero @Lauren_83_ Bit of Bucky! Get it doon 🤣

@littleMsElle_x @jonnypunk1965 Libra 🤷🏼‍♂️

Libra 😁

@TattooedDoll2 I’ll take it

@TattooedDoll2 Always replied to mine 😘

@littleMsElle_x Have you not been getting my morning messages?

@beffybadbelly I was wondering where this was going at one point 🤣

I’d love to be roasted, being insulted gets me going

@Bebo_Bols02 @baldandglasses Anyone that’s had their mouth around Les Dennis is game as fuck!

Some things I thought about on this mornings run… Deep by East 17 is a banger. Amanda Holden is fit as fuck. Prawn cocktail is the best crisp flavour.

Means absolutely nothing if Spurs get rolled by Leeds tomorrow…..

You can score a great goal. Or not. You can make a match winning save. Or not. You can make a last ditch tackle. Or not. Why “or not”? Whether a goal is great, a save is athletic or a tackle was incredible, the decision about whether it stand OR NOT is no longer on the pitch.

Regardless of who I’m not sure I like the title / relegation being decided by VAR

@citysam90 Artificial is the way forward…..

Happy to do anything in my house but the time I really need a man in my life is when it’s time to cut the grass really hate that job lol

@Ninney2021 @ZDaivson organicbutchery.co.uk/products/organ…

@Jay_H_86 @ZDaivson Oh ok...

Anyone else like to eat chicken skin?😬🤫👌🫣