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Typing your email and password on your tv with the remote

Toni's @ChampionsLeague debut 🧤🇨🇿

Fair play she looks like FIFA 07 Diego Forlán

@cosyposter Naaaa when he said January for June sent me 😭😭😭😭😭

20k retweets plus 1000 compliments for me under this thread and I give this random guy 1million. You can talk about how handsome rich sexy and funny I am. Bots ignored. Luis, I don’t know you - let’s see if your fellow man wants your life to change.

125 set average and tops it off with that celebration Piss boiling little shit, what a sport 😂

"I'm not bothered, really not bothered. You guys pay for tickets that pay for my prize money so thank you. Thank you for my money, thanks for booing me!" Luke Littler's post-match reaction!

@parkersity_9 ‘Fucking 1 Semi 🤬’

Without naming your job, tell me something you say 15 times per day at work

Virgil van Dijk tries to name every @fifpro World 11 defender from the last five years 🧠

i pray debt collectors call me seriously every call is worth $1,000 they don't know i know the law: - call before 8am? $1K violation - call after 9pm? $1K violation - call after i said stop? $1K violation - call my employer? $1K violation - threaten arrest? $5K violation i don't block them i record them then i send a demand letter "you violated FDCPA section 805(a)(1) pay me $3K or we go to federal court" they settle for $1,500 to make me go away last year i made $18K from debt collectors who were trying to collect $6K i turned my debt into income become the hunter, not the hunted here's the exact demand letter template: [CERTIFIED MAIL - RETURN RECEIPT] [Collection Agency] [Address] Re: Account #[XXX] FDCPA Violations - Demand for Payment Dear [Agency], This letter serves as formal notice of your violations of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA), 15 USC 1692. Documented Violations: 1. [Date] at [Time]: Called before 8:00 AM Violation: 15 USC 1692c(a)(1) Statutory Damages: $1,000 2. [Date] at [Time]: Called after cease request Violation: 15 USC 1692c(c) Statutory Damages: $1,000 3. [Date]: Threatened legal action without intent Violation: 15 USC 1692e(5) Statutory Damages: $1,000 Total Statutory Damages: $3,000 Plus actual damages, attorney fees, and court costs I have recorded all calls and maintained detailed logs. Settlement Offer: To avoid litigation, I will accept $1,500 as payment in full for these violations and deletion of the alleged debt from all credit reports. You have 15 days to respond before I file suit in federal court. I am also filing complaints with: - CFPB - State Attorney General - FTC - BBB Sincerely, [Your name] The secret sauce: - Always mention attorney fees (they panic) - Reference specific USC codes (shows you're serious) - Give them an out for less than maximum (they'll take it) They buy debt for 2 cents on the dollar Paying you $1,500 to go away is cheaper than court My record: $4,500 from one agency They called my mom (big mistake) You are not a victim You are an opportunity Let them violate Then get paid Collections ruining your life? We delete everything in 30-90 days DM me "CREDIT" Or ready for funding? I can get you $100K at 0% APR... guaranteed Link in bio → Evasion Capital

Curtis Jones: “ANFIELD used to be a place teams HATED to come, with the fans, the way we played, the PRESS, we were DOGS. Now we play but off the ball pffffffff, it HAS to change.”

Ed Sheeran was absolutely right when he said UK rap is becoming more regional Ardee and Mazza L20 seem to be capitalising on this with their new collab The Brighton and Liverpool audiences are much bigger than you think…

Fat niggas could fly off a motorcycle into a pit of snakes surrounded by lava And guarantee they gunna fix their shirt before anything else

WOW

Possibly my favorite human of all time Mark Goldbridge is a national treasure

@NepentheZ Yeah I’m lost, how do I access the trial?😂

And so it begins!

Wait until they find out about this film…