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I just want it to be known that people of Nneato in Umunneochi LGA of Abia state have not had light for over 20 years of my existence. When will Government of Abia state look at our side? Do you come here only during campaigns? @alexottiofr @basket_mouth @kepukepunews DAY14

@Olamilekan_009 Wetin concern Chelsea fans with United dawg?😭😭

7 league Premier League winners is doing too much, but Bruno with 1 FA Cup should be responding to him? You guys are disrespectful, and the recency bias is irking.

@widmingbear Hit the gym fatso

Why the fuck is the whole of Nigeria in my mentions ☠️☠️☠️ shouldn't you lot be collectively finding clean water? Fuck outta here you retards.

Disrespecting and abusing a club legend that led us to 7 Premier League titles because he said that assist records shouldn't be celebrated like a major trophy. By far the biggest disgrace of a fanbase at any sporting level.

Wear him Yoruba cap and you have chess in slum

A delivery for the man who delivers 📮 Bruno Fernandes receives his Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆

@Lea_EFC Are you a retard? How are they same?

Jorginho’s shot at Aston Villa was registered as an own goal and the same should happen to Patrick Dorgu’s goal at Brighton, meaning Bruno Fernandes did NOT break the Premier League assists record yesterday. The rules shouldn’t change because it’s Man Utd

@alexottiofr x.com/i/status/20588…

Yesterday, we gathered at the event centre by Okpara Square, Umuahia, for a thanksgiving service held as part of activities marking our third anniversary in office. It was a solemn moment of reflection on our collective journey and an opportunity to give glory to God for His unfailing and enduring faithfulness. I want to sincerely thank Ndị Abia and everyone who has partnered with us on this journey. Your trust, encouragement, and steadfast support remain the cornerstone of our progress, and without you, the Abia success story would not be unfolding as it is today. I also appreciate Brother Emma Okorie, President of Living Word Ministries International, and other anointed men and women of God whose steadfastness and prayers have been a source of strength since my political journey began in 2014. Their unwavering support has continued to uplift Abia, and today we see the fruits of those prayers. I reminded all present that choosing to serve God, together with my household, has been the foundation of every success story we share. Later, we proceeded to Umuagu Ibeku to fulfill a vow made years ago by flagging off the construction of an Ecumenical Centre that will seat 1,000 worshippers. The property, acquired in 2009, is part of my personal covenant with God. Importantly, the project is entirely private, and no government funds will be used to execute it. Finally, we moved to Laguru in Ubakala, Umuahia South LGA, where we simultaneously flagged off the rehabilitation of ₦1.3 billion Ubakala Water Scheme and Ariaria Water Scheme, Aba, a project aimed at improving access to clean water for our communities. With God’s grace and the support of Ndị Abia, our journey toward a greater and more blessed Abia continues to advance.

@alexottiofr Excuse me Sir x.com/i/status/20588…

I just want it to be known that people of Nneato in Umunneochi LGA of Abia state have not had light for over 20 years of my existence. When will Government of Abia state look at our side? Do you come here only during campaigns? @alexottiofr @basket_mouth @kepukepunews DAY13

@djunlockedfr @premierleague

This is proof that after games they can award the rightful person there goal/assist/OG @premierleague PLEASE RETRACT THE BRUNO ASSIST

Bruno Fernandes' record 21st assist probably shouldn't exist. And the rules that prove it came from Man United fans themselves. Here's what happened: Fernandes whipped in a corner, Dorgu's header hit the crossbar, came down, hit Verbruggen's hand and went into the net. The Premier League officially credited it as a Dorgu goal and a Bruno Fernandes assist. Record broken. Then the replays came out. United fans started sharing a screenshot of the Premier League's own published rules titled "When is it NOT an own goal?" thinking it proved the goal was correctly given to Dorgu. Here's the painful irony, that image actually builds the case AGAINST Bruno's assist. Here's exactly why. The PL rules only protect attacker goal credit in two specific situations: 1. ON-TARGET DEFLECTIONS — If an attacking player shoots a ball that is already on target and it deflects off a defender on its way past the goalkeeper, the goal stays with the attacker. The defender's touch is just considered a deflection. 2. GOALKEEPER FUMBLES — If an attacking shot on goal is stopped but the goalkeeper fumbles and accidentally pushes it over the line, it is credited to the shooter. The critical word in BOTH cases is ON TARGET. A ball that hits the crossbar or post is by definition OFF TARGET. It is logged as a missed shot in every official stats system including Opta, the PL's own data partner. The goal was already not happening. At the moment that ball struck the crossbar, Dorgu's header was a miss. So when Verbruggen's hand then redirected it into the net, he was not fumbling an on-target shot. He was accidentally diverting a ball that had already missed the goal. Neither of the two protection rules applies here. By the Premier League's own published rules, that is an own goal, Verbruggen OG, not Dorgu goal. Now here's where it gets even more brutal for we the United fans If the Premier League's Goal Accreditation Panel reviewed this and ruled it a Verbruggen own goal, Bruno Fernandes would lose his assist completely. This is another PL rule most people don't know, own goals cannot have assists. It doesn't matter how good the corner was, how deliberately it was delivered or how directly it led to the goal. The moment it becomes an OG, the assist simply disappears from the record. Bruno would drop from 21 back to 20 and level with Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry, not above them. No outright record. Can the panel actually change it now? Technically yes. The Goal Accreditation Panel has no strict published deadline for reviews. But will they? Almost certainly not. The season ended today. The Premier League has already posted the record celebration on their official account. Bruno Fernandes was named Premier League Player of the Season just yesterday. The record has been publicly confirmed at the highest level. Reversing it now would mean the PL publicly embarrassing themselves by walking back their own official announcement hours after making it. So Bruno almost certainly keeps the record, not because the rules clearly support the decision, but because football admin does not reopen finished seasons, and nobody with the power to change it has any incentive to do so. I'm a Man United fan. I want the record to stand. But bias doesn't change what the rules actually say.

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“returning back”

Stay there

Can anyone see this tweet?

Real Madrid have ruined more players than Chelsea in the last 10 years

@Big__Bankz @FabrizioRomano @DasErste Big time cooking 😂😂

@FabrizioRomano @Jaycryptoral @DasErste fairs, he’s cooking everyone

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeness: “Kane is one of the best transfers we ever made and he’s staying”. “Barcelona have no money anyway”, told @DasErste.

@obinnapaul1945 @FabrizioRomano @DasErste Broke club 😂😂

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