Jayde Fiegener

The hardest thing in life is being torn between eating pastries for every meal & wanting to look good in a bikini 🙄

Made the mistake of doing my ab/leg circuit and then stopping to have coffee before cardio...motivation is gone 😭 #babycomeback

Now I'm just disappointed because no undercover prince has ever come to America & tried to marry me

Couldn't sleep...spent 4 hours watching Hallmark movies...

Me: "I really need to detox from caffeine" *gets first withdraw headache* "Yeah can I get like 3 shots of espresso?"

The older I get the harder this finals thing becomes. 7 years of college finals is where I draw the line. #jkIhaveanothersemester 😭

Some days you save lives, others you watch people die despite your best efforts. Has a way of making life's trivial problems obsolete.

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Guess who made the poor decision to attempt fasted cardio AND weights 🙋🙋 #currentlydying

McDonalds is seriously terrible at making skinny coffee, how do you not know how to use nonfat milk & sugar free syrups 😑

Idk how I made it 24 years of my life without trying jalapeño poppers...but now I'm addicted.

@JustinWhisnant 😂😂 what?

Bus driver: "have a great day! Go save some lives! You're all wonderful!" *crickets chirping*

You haven't seen zombies until you've seen a bus full of nurses at 6 am #CoffeeBeforeMeds

High school:has abs from running half a mile Now: looks at a cupcake and loses a weeks worth of gym time 🙄 #makeitstop

When people complain about how hard undergrad is 😑<<< #goplayinthestreet

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

So incredibly ready to be done with school and putting people to sleep for a living 😴💉

Today I gave my toes 2nd degree burns by spilling my freshly made coffee on my lap while sitting on the floor cross legged. That's talent.

What has nursing taught me? Cheap concealer just doesn't cut it when your dark circles are as black as your soul