Jayson

@HSBC_UK when will I get my £22,000!!!! helpful bank manager in your Brighton branch who is powerless. You shut my account on Tuesday with no notice even though your letter from safeguarding stated I had till 18th March to correct an address error. You service is terrible!!!!!!!

@Purepriceaction Got in the DAX at 12362, and hanging in to 12203 🤞

@piersmorgan More like the same people howling abuse at Cummings and Protesters 🤨

All the people I see howling abuse about the George Floyd protestors 'risking lives' are the same people I saw furiously defending Dominic Cummings. I see you, shameless hypocrites.

@piersmorgan That is a disgrace. How are we to accept the misgivings of Mr Cummings when the media act with no regard for the rules themselves. This makes a complete mockery of the whole lockdown!!

Journalists & photographers don’t do the media any favours when they so blatantly ignore social distancing rules to challenge Cummings on his avoidance of lockdown rules. 👇

@rickygervais What about ‘Long Dong Silver’ that needs to be in the list 😁

Let's settle this once and for all. What was Ratty's best nickname for the Nonce? #AfterLife

@GaryLineker Pro VAR need clearer rules on offside. How can your arm be offside if you can’t use it. I reckon measure the foot only (below ankle) Gives the advantage back to the attacker

Out of interest, what’s your view?

@KTHopkins @AlfredToshLines I employ 12 staff on near minimum wage in a low paid industry. If labour get in min wage and Corp tax increasing I would close down and get a job on probably min wage and claim benefits. Lot less hassle and risk

@bbcquestiontime Same guy said NI and Ireland should join together and be one island and solve all border issues 😳

‘He’s just knocking things out of the park and people can’t stand it’ This audience member says Boris Johnson has done a ‘brilliant job’. #bbcqt

@MatyRyan @OfficialBHAFC Brilliant today. Is your arm made of concrete 😳

Another day that will live long in the memory bank 💥🙌🏼

@darrenrovell Why??

Joey Chestnut eats 71 hot dogs & buns. For those scoring at home: Calories: 20,590 Fat: 1,172 grams Cholesterol: 2,130 milligrams Protein: 781 grams