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If you become obsessed with your idea, purpose or goal, you will become equally addicted to the idea of making it work.

@TheDavidComedy1 Yes, that way we will know the difference between our spouses and our cousins.

Can we wear name tags at the next family reunion

@TheDavidComedy1 You're figuring it out cousin.

Diet Coke taste like poison

@NBA Was it Moderna or Pfizer?

The NBA mourns the passing of Mark Eaton, a Utah Jazz legend and former president of the Retired Players Association. Mark was an All-Star, two-time Defensive Player of the Year and beloved member of our league. We send our heartfelt condolences to his family and many friends.

I wish I had as many Twitter followers as @TheDavidComedy1

@TheDavidComedy1 Shattering records!

My last podcast just broke one listener I hope they don’t hang themself.

I like my chaos organized and optimized. - Tao of Jayson

@TheDavidComedy1 That's how my real life is.

Twitter is my favorite thing because it’s where I have the least followers.

Disrespect. The destroyer of trust. -Tao of Jayson

@TheDavidComedy1 Can you follow me cousin?

For Earth Day I watering my trees real good

@TheDavidComedy1 You're a nice guy.

I followed him too just to make him feel a little better. Hope these jokes make me happpy

@TheDavidComedy1 that's illegal to use that letter here.

Well 17 states are open now #Q

@TheDavidComedy1 You'll get there some day. I've got about 10 followers across all platforms and I've been doing social media for 20 years.

Well today is a big day because it’s been 12 years I’ve been in the Twitter and I’ve averaged about one follow per year. So thank you 12 followers you know who you are and I really appreciate these last 12 years looking forward to seeing who the 13th one is. Thank you, God BLESS

@realDonaldTrump Irrational warfare.

.....there was a large number of secretly dumped ballots as has been widely reported!

Piece by piece. Brick by brick. One step at a time. Lots of patience. Total commitment to your craft. That’s how you get there. -Tao of Jayson

Healing hurts. -Tao of Jayson

Empathy means you can hear to the point where the other speaking to you feels heard. -Tao of Jayson #empathy #ListeningIsEverything

“When you do a good man wrong a bad man is what you’ll get.” -Tao of Jayson

@rickjnewman @SohrabAhmari @YahooFinance Unless it was Trump right? Then anything goes.

@SohrabAhmari I am a writer @YahooFinance My editors would never let me publish a story as flimsy as that one And I would never claim to have incriminating details on a presidential candidate if I didn't seek comment from him first

This is a Big Tech information coup. This is digital civil war. I, an editor at The New York Post, one of the nation’s largest papers by circulation, can’t post one of our own stories that details corruption by a major-party presidential candidate, Biden.

@stella_immanuel @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Sir you exposed the effectiveness of HCQ to us. Why did you and FLOTUS not take it for prevention? You did not need to get covid19. HCQ, zinc, Vit C and D and you will not get sick. Praying for you and your team sir.

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!