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@JustARegGuy77 @catturd2 more than my house cost

@catturd2 What’s a g-wagon ?

Horrible with money. Clueless.

@KatTimpf Love you girl! Congratulations on your son's birth and may you laugh your way through all of this. Listen to the ones you love and trust and ignore the rest. Love to you and your family.🥰

An Unconventional Birth Announcement Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.  Now, before you worry, my doctor says it’s Stage 0 and is confident that it almost certainly hasn’t spread.  Or, as I’ve explained to the few people I’ve managed to tell about it so far: Don’t freak out. It’s just, like, a LITTLE bit of cancer.  Still, it was not a chill day. I mean, to say the least! I woke up more-than-a-week-past-due pregnant, completely consumed by doing everything I could to get the baby out. By the middle of the afternoon, I was waddling around from appointment to appointment, talking about how to get my cancer out. I sat and listened as they told me that the best course of action would likely be a double mastectomy as soon as possible. I asked all the questions I could, including if I could get a copy of my tumor ultrasound to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound of my baby. Finally, by the middle of the night, I was crawling around on the floor of my apartment in spontaneous labor, before heading to the hospital to meet my baby, whom I’d learn at the time of birth was a son.  The good news? People who work at hospitals make excellent audiences for dark humor -- and, as someone whose first book was about the power of jokes to get through traumatic situations, there was really no better place for me to be. Just minutes after my boy was born, I was talking with the nurses about what a birth announcement in my situation might look like.  Should I go with “Mom and baby are doing well, except maybe for mom’s cancer, and then maybe the baby after breastfeeding is stunted by her double mastectomy,” and then shut off my phone for a week? Anyway! These next three months of maternity leave are going to look a lot different than I’d anticipated, and I’m still getting used to my new reality. Still, as I navigate new motherhood (and new cancer) I’m learning to celebrate everything I can. I’m lucky that we found the cancer so early; I’m lucky to be my son’s mom. I mean, I know I’m biased, but the little dude absolutely rules -- and not just because he might have saved my life. Thank you all for your support, laughter, and love as I embrace this wildly unexpected chapter. Here’s to resilience, to miracles in the midst of chaos, and to finding humor and hope even on the toughest days. Kat

@realTrumpNewsX powerhouse

@BarronTrumpoo what? I can't hear you cuz I am not listening!

🚨BREAKING: Howard Stern is demanding that all Trump supporters must stop listening to his radio show. What’s your reaction to this?

@realTrumpNewsX Amen

@ScottPresler Well done sir.

I honestly can’t stop smiling. Surrounded by loved ones. Mom & dad, I love you.

@ImMeme0 😱

I’m not doing this for clout. My account is heavily throttled. If you see this, please comment with any emoji. I’m trying to figure out if it’s still worth keeping my account active. Besides, I constantly see my analytics in the red, and I’ve been getting messages from people saying they have to go to my page to see my posts because I never show up in their feed.

@charliekirk11 This will be my third! I love that man.

If you're voting for Trump, will this be your 1st, 2nd, or 3rd time voting for him? If this is your first time voting for him, I would love to hear why. Welcome aboard!

@buitengebieden My choice would be spring and fall 😂

Something to cool you down.. 🥶 You prefer winter or summer? 🤔 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@iamnot_elon I too live in California and I say run as fast as you can. If or until the R party can get a handle on things it won't be a suitable place to thrive.

@PostsOfCats I would name this cutie Monkey! 😊

What would you name this cat?

@usanews0 Don't let the flag hit you in the ass.

🚨BREAKING: Robert De Niro say he will leave the United States if Donald Trump becomes President in 2024. What’s your goodbye message to Robert DeNiro ?

I personally thing that @realDonaldTrump should put an earring in that ear and rock what they tried to do to him!

@israelUSAforeve Please do

Tom Hanks announces he will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024! Thoughts?

@Angelobodyconc2 my dog

🙉🤣

@HowThingsWork_ washing turnips

Quiz time! Do you know what is happening here? 🤔 Answer reveal coming soon

@TheYeban I miss you my friend.

Medical Update: Just finished the last day of occupational therapy.Regained enough strength to get up and down without aid.Dont nee a wheelchair no more. Still need a walker but progress continues.

@777_Freedom_777 42 years

@proudelephant my cat

GO 👇