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@F0ODHub Fibre. It’s missing fibre.

Be honest… is this a 10/10 meal or what’s missing?

@zahrantica Y’know they sell empty pump bottles, right? They’re super cheap.

My dentist shared this secret...

@Poke_Twist @zakfromdahood No, just the only thing I didn’t really get. Everything else seemed chill, dinner dates are always really good for first dates.

@JazzyAzul_ @zakfromdahood Was that the only thing you read?

You, me. A real date. Not like how kids do it these days, a real date. I'll pick you up, say 5:30, flowers, a pretty car, and a pretty girl. First, we grab dinner. Your favorite place obviously. Talk for like an hour over dinner. Then, we catch a 7:00 movie, the best one out.

@yvessirae Technically it’s more like putting the bulletproof vest around the gun but I get you

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.

@Amgsarkcess Bait.

When men have stressful day,the only thing that sometimes calms us down is breast so why do ladies fancy breast reduction💔😭

@lady_valor_07 I’m a big advocate for dating within your age until you’re 25 but you can be pretty worldly before that. It’s less about age and more about experience—you will always have differences with that kind of age gap so how you navigate them matters. But two consenting adults? Why not?

YES no?

@JACKCARTER009 So much to unpack here that this has to be bait because…why are either of them there??

She cheated… and said it was because he’s a ‘real man.’ 😳💔 Is that an excuse or the ultimate sign of disrespect?🔥

@Lifeinvestmoney Have you considered the US Senate?

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@zoomafrika1 Whoever decided to equate smaller phalluses with intellect was playing 4D chess

@RekeraNawe There were other angle choices

Very sharp 😉

@puarangue Hitting those daily weight check-ins like a UFC fighter

Je n’épouserai qu’un homme qui est : -Vierge -Naturellement beau (jamais de filtre) -1m85, la taille parfaite -80 kg, le poids exact -Sait cuisiner toutes les cuisines -Non misogyne -N’utilise pas les réseaux sociaux -N’a pas d’amies femmes -Travaille déjà -Demande la permission avant d’aller quelque part -Partage sa position en direct 24h/24 -Aucun passé -S’occupe de mes parents comme des siens Où pourrais-je trouver un homme comme ça ? 😭

@ib_Ailen “Made with AI” thanks for letting me know, I never would’ve guessed

Which of the bed would you sleep on??

@umunyaruRda In the future, people will have their hair cut by the descending hairdressing dong

Barbers are out of business

@MasculineCrew “This isn’t how I expected my first therapy session to go”

5 CONVOS That Lead To S3X: 1. Tell me about your CHILDHOOD

@MoneyQuotesX It’s a good way not to be broke though

Saving money won't make you rich.

@JakeRammos Arguments, mostly

Instagram is for pictures, Tiktok is for videos. X is for??

@senveben22119 Initially read this as lbs and got very confused

@ZXZZZThanks Not millions but yeah, some do. They can be a hassle or even debilitating for some people so I understand how they get there. And yeah, it’s generally accepted that the nipple is usually what crosses the line from immodest to naked.

😱 do women pay millions to have their BREAST reduced? Ain't this nudity? Or nipple is what makes it nudity only?

@IAmSteveHarvey Golf. I have tried, I just cannot get how anyone enjoys it. It’s boring to watch on TV, it’s boring to spectate IRL, it’s boring to do yourself. Walking is more entertaining.

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?