John “Jbone” Summers

@HenryJamesIV 🤙

Owala filled with tequila water lime for last final of the academic career #ferda

@sirnockentooten Shut up queer. It’s the fourth quarter

@gregthevirg Hey Greg, I actually pre load the hate for myself every day of my life it’s callled being catholic

@BobbyFruzz I win one game and I immediately want to just sit down and hang with the fellas. Going multiple game in a row is torture

Beer dye is overrated and it’s mostly high schoolers and geeds that play that shit religiously

@archer_rs I’ll wear flip flops wherever the fuck I want

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@HenryJamesIV @sirnockentooten Miss ya pal

Come find me and @sirnockentooten at outr the rest of the night. Will be signing autographs.

Yes bro just move it over

Like cmon guys- do we really need to flex this hard

Accidentally (on purpose) just ordered a few exotics dancer for my friends (virgin) birthday party. Hope he likes it!! Cuz that shit was expensive

How does one look in the mirror and say “yeah this is what I’m going to wear today”

I’m going to be evil tonight. Friends already worrying about my health

CJ Carr vs Arch who is more disappointing comp

So this band is the one playing right now and tbh- mid

House across the street is inhabited by a live cover band, boys are back in town. The boys are back.

“It will be different this time” I thought to myself. “There’s a concert, how bad could it be.” Oh how I was wrong- it somehow got worse and now I’m dead sober in line with a 17 year old with sex written on her face.

Not to sound old but what the fuck is up with backwards jerseys to bars ? I honestly don’t understand it at all. Like you look retarted

Currently trapped on the midway to fourth bus with the most freshmany freshman I’ve ever met. One has on a cutoff. Why did I do this.

Went to the freshmen bar on welcome week just to explore. How did I ever find this fun?

@JCockwel Down with the sickness

We’re doing walk up songs for our works softball league. What should I do mine as?

@HenryJamesIV @zachcozart2 The caption might be worse than the post considering this is the ugliest kid I’ve ever seen

@zachcozart2 I’m going to kill myself