Interim Dad

@SJohnson061 @holy_schnitt You’re missing the three cups of velvet

@InternetHippo Bus driver

@MaisieLynn17 A rogue wouldn’t need to use minor illusion as a distraction to sneak. Rogue proficiency + expertise + dex means he couldn’t snuck and taken out the guards.

Idk who needs to hear this but Chris Pine’s character in the dnd movie was a rogue, not a bard.

@JacobWysocki Killing it as Dang! Love the alien deity bestowing his powers onto you.

I'm so very excited for this season! Everyone has been so kind and nice about me entering the dome & I just want to say I'm as stoked as you all are! Thanks for the great vibes. ENJOY!

My WIFE took my fkin Swords proficiency in the divorce 😤

@Bashido View from Oak Park

*Tips hat* 🎩 M’ssad

Gay smash mouth be like “Might as well be walking. I’m a sub.”

Just saw a woman break into a full sprint followed by two separate people in different spots of the same group go “I hate when she does that!”

@FarleyForQueen @muddaub Eventually they reach the real world and learn about everything. Just delaying the inevitable and then you don’t hear from them for years because they’re scorned from all the lies.

That was before conservatives started homeschooling en mass. We’re also choosing to stay home and are getting involved at our kids’ schools. We don’t give our kids unrestricted access to the internet anymore and we limit their time on screens. We give them kids books to read and send them outside to play. Oh - and we won’t be spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to send our kids to leftist indoctrination centers anymore. Just give it 10-15 years. You’ll see.

do conservatives not realize a lot of leftists were raised conservative? like this is how you make more leftists…

@JeromeAdamsMD Companies want to reduce overhead by running skeleton crews because they care more about profit over product.

1) My son just graduated from high school. He has applied to 20+ jobs and no one is hiring… yet I continue to experience bad or slow service everywhere I go, because businesses say no one wants to work. What gives? 🤷🏽‍♂️

@BlokeMode Don’t forget to drop the lowest!!!!

was trying to prove I wasn't cursed at rolling stats and...

Seinfeld recasted Kramer - Hank Azeria George - Dwayne Johnson Elaine - Kevin Hart Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld (2024)

No way there’s a place called “South City”. What is this, GTA?

@mypillowgorl Consulting

If you're reading this, share your favorite pokemon! I wanna see what everyone says!

That’s right, you found me. You found Savory Jeff.

Bodybuilder gf tradwife bf

hey sweet pea? I’m a hacker now 💻💾💼

@JacobWysocki So stoked. Greg Stocks will logistically kill it.

It’s an honor to step into the dome. I hope I make you all proud.

If you could do something with no consequences you’d do arson? And you, other person, would rob a bank? Interesting. Oh me? I’d blast Sinnerman while going 95 into the curve on Lake Shore Drive.