Sir Jean Luc Connery

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Sir Jean Luc Connery

Sir Jean Luc Connery

@JeanLucConnery

Writer, photographer, comic artist, list maker. Parody/Fan account.

Everywhere. Katılım Haziran 2008
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Sir Jean Luc Connery
Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@atensnut Find someone who will cry at your funeral the way Jacob cries for a man who would punch him in the face and stomp him while high as a kite.
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Juanita Broaddrick
Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
Never forget how Mayor Jacob Frey cried at George Floyd’s casket!! Embarrassing and pathetic.
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This girl is sitting by the pool in her yellow bikini dropping real talk about that moment you finally wake up and realize you’ve gone weeks without thinking about “them.” She says a year ago she was a mess, but now she’s making coffee and suddenly notices she hasn’t centered her whole life around that person anymore. It’s the quiet glow-up that hits after you stop texting back. Man, I felt that. It’s such a peaceful feeling when you realize you’re actually free. Would you rather get to that “haven’t thought about them in weeks” stage the hard way, or do you think some people never fully get there?
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@JackDangerLIVE @Ladybir65458293 Why does Gates need so much money that he is willing to poison the country? As if we would pay him anything for trying to murder us. What does he need more money for? Girdles? Hair transplants? Hookers? Doesn’t he already have that money?
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Jack Danger
Jack Danger@JackDangerLIVE·
🚨SHOCKING: BILL GATES HAS THE TICKS, THE MEAT AND THE CURE 🚨 In 2010, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation gave early funding to Oxitec, a company working on genetically-modified ticks. In 2012, Bill Gates & his foundation began funding Vanderbilt’s Alpha-Gal Syndrome “vaccine” research. Lone star ticks start exploding across America. Hundreds of thousands of people have lifelong red meat allergies… Coincidence? At the SAME TIME, Gates starts pushing lab-grown “meat” in 2013… Adds millions of dollars into Upside Foods (Memphis Meats) in 2017. Problem → Reaction → Solution: 1Flood the land with ticks (or “let” GM research escape/control programs run) 2Create a meat allergy crisis hitting hundreds of thousands 3Sell your fake lab grown meat + a jab to “fix” the allergy… Real food = Bad. Bug burgers, synthetic steak, and engineered bugs = the future they want for you. Who benefits when you can’t eat what nature gave us… but you can eat their patented alternatives? This isn’t philanthropy. It’s a full-spectrum business model on your plate and in your blood . Wake up before your steak dinner becomes a crime scene. Share this before they scrub it. 🔴 What do YOU think is really happening? #BillGates #AlphaGal #Ticks #LabGrown
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Sir Jean Luc Connery
Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@RpsAgainstTrump What happened to Kelly. She is so unstable. First she hates him. Then she loves him. Now she hates him again. Come on girl calm down. Get laid and stop over reacting.
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Megyn Kelly, who endorsed and campaigned for Trump in the 2024 election: “I didn’t expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been. The self-dealing, the lining of his and his family’s pockets. It’s shocking… You look across the board at the Trump family, I’ve never seen a family get so rich off the presidency.”
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
If you’re a gardener check your soil before dumping it into your garden A brand new sealed bag of Miracle Gro All Purpose Garden Soil is opened to find multiple Hammerhead worms If you don’t know what Hammerhead worms are, just one can completely destroy your garden Here’s how They eat beneficial earthworms Earthworms are vital “ecosystem engineers.” They aerate soil, improve drainage, break down organic matter, and cycle nutrients that plants need. Hammerhead worms hunt and consume earthworms. A single hammerhead can significantly reduce local earthworm populations. This leads to compacted, less fertile soil They Disrupt Soil Health by depleting earthworms and other beneficial invertebrates, they harm the overall soil food web They reproduce and can regenerate from small body fragments. Cutting them in half can create more worms
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Axel🦇
Axel🦇@AxelTalksFilm·
where did james gunn find this guy
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Nicolas Hulscher, MPH
Nicolas Hulscher, MPH@NicHulscher·
JOHN LEAKE: “Getting a COVID-19 booster is now reserved for the mentally ill."
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@WiggerMaggot Wait, that isn’t AI. It’s a blur of nonsense. Winding up one arm to punch with the other fist. Nonsense.
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@nicksortor FAFO. In full display. Never forget this is a Civil War. They don’t want you to know about. When the HUNS are at the WH gate. You know it’s a war.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 BREAKING: The White House shooter has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best "Best," which is a misleading last name, had previously attempted to INFILTRATE the White House MULTIPLE times, per USSS He's now at the coroner's office in a bag. Good riddance.
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@ReignOfPride Leto will never have a successful comeback. He’s cursed. He made a deal with the devil. And the bill is coming due.
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@i_bugu @StefanMolyneux You didn’t get my tickets. Cause I am not going. I would rather fight the Huns at the gates with a toothbrush and see this stupid shat.
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conspiracybot
conspiracybot@conspiracyb0t·
Former YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki admits to pulling over 1 million COVID videos to silence anti vaxxers People died because of this evil woman
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Sir Jean Luc Connery
Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@Megatron_ron @LeviCongo Inbred clones want to dominate the world with computer surveillance. One look at this guy tells you all you never wanted to know about him.
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Megatron
Megatron@Megatron_ron·
NEW: 🇺🇸 The CEO of BlackRock, Larry Fink, says ordinary people’s savings accounts and pension funds, worth trillions of dollars will be used to build data centers and power grids for AI He says that people will be forced to invest in it “Much of this will come from savings accounts and pension accounts.”
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Sir Jean Luc Connery@JeanLucConnery·
@i_bugu @StefanMolyneux The theatres will be EMPTY. No one will go. It will become the greatest failure in cinematic history and follow Nolan everywhere as his personal horror.
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Akuma
Akuma@Akumabat·
"No...Kal-El...listen... I'll suck your dick..."
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