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"@GhettoChiIdren: ...And then God said "Let there be sexy..." Then he made me.."@nadaschmidt @zaan_moolman @vheerden_nicola @Ivane_Sinclair

@ThatsSarcasm: BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER F*CKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT? "Sir, clm dwn, yur toy is undr the McNuggets."@nadaschmidt

"@iFriendships: Me without you is like a shoe without laces, a geek without braces and asentencewithoutspaces."@nadaschmidt @Kerikz

"@LetsQuoteComedy: HEY, WHO STOLE MY – nevermind, I found it."@nadaschmidt

"@FactsOfSchool: If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study."@nadaschmidt

I wake evryday planing to be productive then a voice in head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."@nadaschmidt

"@TheFunnySayings: The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"@nadaschmidt

"@ComedyAndTruth: I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet"@nadaschmidt

"@SteveStfler: I always wake up with a new hairstyle.."@nadaschmidt

"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!""@nadaschmidt

"@lnsaneTweets: $19.99 : because 20$ is an outrageous amount of money"@nadaschmidt

"@factsonfemales: Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line."@nadaschmidt

"@TedOfficialPage: *Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!! King germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"@nadaschmidt @vheerden_nicola

"@ShitsiHate: Studying all night for a test. Question #1.. wtf is this!?"@nadaschmidt @vheerden_nicola @zaan_moolman "lekr leer vi biologi!"

"@ShitsiHate: when the bitch infront of you at the store decides to pay with her saved up penny collection."@nadaschmidt

"@awkwardposts: IN THE SHOWER: 2% Wash Body 3% Wash Hair 95% Contemplate Life."@Esmare_olivier

I will wait,, I will wait for you.... on my bed !!! @vheerden_nicola @nadaschmidt

"@DamnRightTweets: Just do whatever you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway."@vheerden_nicola

"@lnsaneTweets: Police: "Open up!!!" ... Me: "not with that attitude.""@nadaschmidt @zaan_moolman @vheerden_nicola

"@ComedyPosts: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them."@Ivane_Sinclair@ml_olivier